Dafuq - Spider-Cat

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got catnip in his blood.
Can he swing from a thread
No he can't, that's a fact
Hey, there
There goes the Spider cat.

Just before the night
At the drop of a dime
A red streak of light
He will chase all the time.

Spidercat, Spidercat
Friendly neighborhood Spidercat
On the Net
He's adored
Upvotes are his reward.

To him, life is a great big nap up
Whenever there's a troll up
You'll find the Spider cat.

Spider cat!
Spider cat!
Does whatever a spider cat does!
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't
He's a cat!
Lookout!
He is the spider cat!!