2012 Summer Olympics - Image #780,756

Only four bags? What a wimp.

You're doing it wrong, get those bags higher up your arms and lift like your doing curls. You should know this, you are a MEMBER OF THE MALE GENDER! WE ARE GENETICALLY INCAPABLE OF MAKING MORE THAN ONE TRIP!!! SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN WE HAVE COVERED ARE ARMS IN BAGS IN CASE HOT GIRLS MIGHT BE WATCHING! YOU SIR WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FIND A MATE THIS SUMMER AND WILL DIE WITHOUT CONTINUING YOUR GENETIC LINE!

I think I need to go to bed…