Super Smash Brothers - Ness Reaction

My friend mains Ness, and whenever we play together, he would say out loud "Ness, kick his butt!" And Ness would reply "Okay."

Ness’s Journal, October 3rd, 2014

Duckhunt carcass on final destination this morning, Wario’s tire tracks on stomach. This roster is afraid of me. I have seen it’s true face. The stages are extended gutters and the gutters are full of spam and when the characters finally lose their stock, all the characters will lose. The accumulated filth of all their projectiles and wavedashes will foam up about their shields and all the mains and button-mashers will look up and shout “Fight us!”…
…and I’ll look down, and whisper “OKAY.”