Tumblr - "can i borrow a pencil?" ya here

I remember in elementary school, kids had this weird competition thing to see who could have the shortest pencil, then some kid's inch long pencil got sucked into the void of the electric pencil sharpener, causing the school to make rules about how short our pencils could be.

Good times.

Go play a 50$ round of golf just to steal all there little pencils.
Checkmate rich people!