Pizza deserves our respect. It's one of the best meals out there, despite being so simple and greasy. It's terrible for us, but that only makes it better. Nearly everyone loves pizza, except for the people who would create these monstrosities. Pizza crimes are atrocities that should be taken more seriously. A pizza crime involves disrespecting or even violating a pizza in a way that can't even be imagined.

Yes, it's worse than pineapple, and no, there's no explanation shared for any of these things. This collection of pizza crimes is simply a sad take on the state of our society. We're falling apart, apparently, just like these horrific pizza creations that no true food lover would ever eat. These things should be punishable in a court of law, and we wouldn't be surprised if health inspectors are in the process of shutting down these restaurants already. Here are some of the worst of the worst ruined pizzas.