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16 Glimpses Into The World Of 'Scottish Twitter'

Scotland is a mystery to many overseas. It's a country full of history and culture, but more than anything, it's a country full of people who share a lot of their strangest takes on social media while also swearing profusely. It can be interesting to see what's going on in Scotland, but based on these few updates, we're even more confused about Scotland than before. What happens over there, exactly? We now have more questions than answers, and the world these people are living in seems even more surreal compared to our own.

The following posts come from Scottish people who have taken to Twitter (also known as "X") to share some interesting things. From bizarre rants to wholesome posts, there's really so many different things to stumble across in the world of Scottish Twitter. You may love some and you may hate some, but either way, they'll leave you pretty intrigued. Here are some of our new favorites from the Scottish Twitter community.

Bonjour

Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01 One of funniest things I've ever heard was a girl explaining the difference between Glasgow & London. She'd moved to London, was dressing boldly, and no one batted an eyelid. She wore a beret in Glasgow and within 2 mins someone leaned out a passing car and shouted "BONJOUR!" 12:45 PM · Mar 9, 2024 447.8K Views 47 447 8.8K 257 +]

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Car Salesman

Jay Cook @jaycook26 Well that's one way of no selling your car hahahaha Hi there, is this still available? 12:12 Damien Yea it is Great! Could you give me some more info on it Damien Aye it's a bucket a se +

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Wonka Time

cheer ☀ @cheer_wine Follow you are six years old. you live in glasgow. you are told you will be meeting w...y wonka and eating chocolate. you arrive. you are given a single jellybean. buttered popcorn flavor. the babadook is there. 11:03 AM - Feb 28, 2024 231.3K Views

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Tamata

Dylan (24) @dylan_hay1 Thought that was filled with Tamata soup UEFA Champions League @Champ.... 8h Name a better duo... #UCLfinal

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Tinder Date

My first Scottish Tinder date, he picked me up, we were driving for approx 30 mins & the police pulled us over. Turned out he picked me up in a stolen Audi and got lifted. Got taken home by the cops & they told me 'that's what you get for meeting creepy cts off the internet'.

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Good Point

ジェームズ @MaedaMealOfThat Things England do better than Scotland (Thread) 17:24 12/09/2023 25 Likes This Tweet has been deleted. <]

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What Language Is This?

Scottish FulmsX B @scottish_fulms > "Wit ye daein CASEY?" "Joost makin the biggest tea cake in the world, yersel?'

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Now Available at Ikea

Manson @m444nsn Got a new lamp for the gaff but not too sure on it

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Getting ID'd

Erin Noble @la_chupiteria I got asked for ID twice in Edinburgh then went to Glasgow and had my ID at the ready and the bouncer at polo was like I dinnae wanna see your bus pass love away you go. 12:56 AM · Jul 24, 2023 from Glasgow, Scotland - 2,168 Views

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Steamed Hams

Gaby McKay @GabyMcKay "A rain storm? In this weather? At this time of year? Localised entirely over Hampden?!?" "Yes." Bishopbriggs Auchinloc 25 25 25 35 20 35 Glasgow 50 25 30 50 Stepp 40 25 25 Rutherglen Cambuslang Thornliebank Giffnock Ayr Road 35 Clarkston Busby 35 CK 30 10 30 Newton 15 Mearns Waterfoot East Kilbride 20 5

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Huh?

3. When Greggs in Govan decided to go a wee bit Mediterranean. GREGGS Always Fresh Always Tasty Muriel Gray @ArtyBagger Follow 10 degrees spring is here. Govan's Gregg's has got the street furniture out. You could swear you were in Barcelona.

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Colin the Caterpillar

www CREATED IMMIGRANTS REFUGEES WELCOME Tony McBanzai * It/that/boak @geronitoo Some dirty bat's deep fried Colin the Caterpillar.

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Uncanny

In pictures: Lewis Capaldi appears on man's chippy paper 13th September CELEBRITIES 'I saw Lewis Capaldi in ma chips earlier,' the man wrote (Image: Andrew Thompson)

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"Square Go" Is Scottish Slang

Euan Yours @EuanYours Fantastic new 'they didn't consult a Scottish person on the name' just dropped. Sekani @Sekani_Solomon - 13h Introducing Square Go, the new app to discover, book, and manage your local self-care experiences. Creative Studio collaborated with the amazing folks from the Square Go team to help launch their new booking platform. Shoutout to everyone involved! 9:50 AM - Aug 10, 2023 - 64.8K Views 0:01/0:38 71 K ...

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I Love It

My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing. He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share

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We've All Been There

3' //C @JosefCookz That last sentence was NOT necessary Monzo £1.50 direct debit to Currys declined. You don't have enough money. now

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