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25 Moments Of Technical Truth No One Can Argue With

A little bit of sarcasm makes the world a much funnier place to live in. If everyone were serious all the time, there would be no jokes or laughter to go around, and that would just be terrible. One way that people bring a little bit of joy into an otherwise boring scenario is with technically true answers and statements. When someone asks a question, a general kind of answer is expected, but answers that are just technically the truth are way more fun than that. They answer the question in a way no one was expecting, they're filled with sarcasm and a sort of dad joke style of humour. And while they are not what was wanted, they are what everyone needed, and no one can really argue with them anyways because they aren't wrong.

Reddit has a whole subreddit dedicated to these kinds of answers and comments. The subreddit /r/TechnicallyTheTruth contains plenty of them, from memes, to Reddit posts, and everything in between that can be technically correct. Here are just 25 of them to bring a little joy into an otherwise boring day.

Guide to see the moon

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Never thought about that

9:25 r/sciencememes u/Dazzling Radiancee ⚫ 1h A Traduci Wrongn't Q 20 l ปี 3 12 There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire Solar System. 34 2 Condividi uBloombara Connects

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No one will ever know

CreepyQuality4489 • 4h [Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ] W fried chicken17472 • 4h Ninja3969.4h What did he say? AndresGreenboi • 4h [Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ] A 22 11 10

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NASA never asked

. Dan @dannah__montana • 19h Hi I'm in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it down Curiosity @MAstronomers 19h ⚫ Us from Mars. Earth 63 10.4K 143K l₁ 3M

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Wow thank you AI

For liquids, 1 tablespoon is generally considered equivalent to 1tablespoon. G

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It's super easy

Mukesh kapoor mukeshkaps How to burn thousands of calories in just a few minutes

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Clearly she isn't that good

I am hosting a Psychic Party on Saturday at 7 pm. If you would like information please dm me or see the event page I created. 11 11 Top comments ✓ Q 7 If you're psychic you should know if I'm coming or not

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A sad fact

Sharks don't know that camels exist.

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Those are nails

• r/indiasocial 3h 2.5k views Heard we were flexing nails Join 82 22 д Maina 16 Comments

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I mean, I guess

Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING

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That's on business hours

Important *If you receive a message at 4:50 PM on Friday and reply to it at 8:10 AM on Monday, you're technically replying after 20 minutes* Made in REALM

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Thanks, commenter

r/teenagers • 7 hr. ago Jhon_doe_isnt_here What gender do I look like more(17nb) Social J Chicken Wing_Banana 15 • 5h ago You look like if a man and a woman had a child. 576 Reply ↑ Share

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It truly is

I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce. What's so special about it? It's hard to say.

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Eventually they all do

r/AskReddit 4 hr. ago _L-E-A_ everyone you touch dies, what you doing? 34 189 ↑ Sort by: Best ✓ + Add a comment TrueJimbo. 4h ago Technically, everyone you touch does die. Just a matter of time 414 Reply ↑

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Oh God

Can someone take out the woman in the white shirt walking behind us? It would be greatly appreciated! me 34102 JAFFA She has been... 'Taken care of'. 34102 Posted in r/madlads by u/Got-a-PhD-in-THC → reddit

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You get nothing

r/notinteresting u/Stelen Van RijkeTatas • 8h This is how much groceries you get in Belgium for $50 US 107 3 #939618

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Vroom

how it started how it's going

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Somewhere around there

Will we see eclipse in UK? Where can I see total eclipse April 8? Earth Solar eclipse of April 8, 2024/Location MORE RESULTS What time is the total eclipse in 2024 UK? What time is eclipse UK? L L L

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Bad news

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Just to sum things up

A young farmer boy meets an older man who does not mention that he had horribly mutilated the boy's father many years ago, but convinces him to join an old cult, which ultimately leads to the boy participating in a terrorist attack in which he mass murders thousands of government employees. 40 STAR WARS HILDEBRANDT GEORGE LUCAS STAR WARS™ A NEW HOPE

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Right in the centre

@bj.bruner 3h ago Central Asia has got to be one of the most impactful yet least talked about places in the world. Mongol Empire, Silk Road, Marco Polo, etc etc etc 47 Add a reply... @Paul-xu6gt • 3h ago It's still quite peripheral, its was still important but was never the center of anything 2 @bj.bruner 3h ago (edited) @Paul-xu6gt It's the center of Asia

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Don't wake up

Doctor, my back hurts when I wake up in the morning Wake up in the afternoon then

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Potential pain

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More papery

43m ago I do find it interesting how space films sometimes skip over huge ideas that could be an entire film in itself. I watched 'The Martian' the again the other day and similarly when the Hermes ship is on its way back to Mars the cut is from them leaving earth to suddenly arriving back at mars some hundreds of days later. The crew had many months of travel and living but it's just completely skipped over. 50 ☐ Reply ↑ 29m ago The book does not skip over it, if you need any enticement to read it. 40 ☐ Reply ↑ 11m ago How does the book compare to the film? ☆ 2 ♡ ☐ Reply ↑ 9m ago More papery. 15 Reply ↑

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Oh come on

wil8can 10h Happy Birthday Archie Big 5 Somewhere My nephew's. They asked for a "big 5 somewhere" on the cake Reply + 4.5k

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