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10 'Choosing Beggars' With Some Particularly Unreasonable Demands

If you've ever heard the phrase "beggars can't be choosers," you're about to think differently. Apparently, lots of beggars are choosers. It's true that they shouldn't be choosers, but for some reason, there are a lot of people out there who feel entitled to having all of their unreasonable demands met. These demands include just about anything from a free horse to making a sperm donor pay child support.

Hopefully, you're nothing like these people. If you are, perhaps you can learn a thing or two from this collection, because the world doesn't revolve around you, and other people deserve to be treated well and compensated for the hundreds of hours of worth of work you want to trap them in with no guarantee of any return. Seriously, some of these requests are very absurd. Here are some of our favorites.

"Essentials"

Buy Nothing Alpine arbin 22 . 32m Hi friends of I start my new job Monday (sooo excited) and am needing the community's help to look the part! Since I am just starting out, I will not have a paycheck for two weeks and need some help with essentials. Things have been tough lately and I am looking forward to getting back on my feet. Here is my wish list 1). Designer handbag (will accept either Gucci and/or Fendi bag in comments) 2). ANY color size 6 designer shoe (must be Jimmy Choo or Louboutin ONLY) 3). New fob key for 2021 Cadillac Escalade (battery died in mine) 4). Toilet paper/hand soap (must be 2-ply) 5). Kiddos need new water bottles, and nothing cheap please because kids will shame them (Yeti/ HydroFlask only) 6). Nespresso coffee capsules (no decaf, but I do like flavors!) 7). 10 oz jar of mayonnaise (need for my little one's eczema) Like Comment ... 1 New Comment ~ Send

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Do all of her shopping for her, but only buy designer brands.

Sperm Donor and Child Support

Hi everyone! I'm looking for a natural sperm donor meeting these requirements: Age 16-23 Never used any prescription or illicit drugs Never drank except for communiunm Blonde or light brown hair, not overweight, and comes from a 75%+ American background Agrees to forfeit all parental rights at time of birth No payment will be collected during any natural "breeding" sessions, however regular child support payments in the amount of 20% of your income will be expected within the first month of birth. You will remain completely anonymous throughout the child's 18 years of life, and you would be expected to maintain that same level of anonymity with anyone around you. Please reach out to me through messenger for more information. Thank you! 9 ... Like Comment

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Isn't it a better idea to offer to pay the sperm donor, not the other way around? What kind of person would agree to this?

You Pay $500 a Month to Be a Butler

$500/3br - Room for rent ( St Single room for rent with bathroom. Room has sliding door that faces the ICW (whatever that means). Laundry and cable included. Only caviar is I can't walk down two flights of stairs so I'll need you to come to the top floor and grab my laundry once a week and return it folded and clean. Single parking spot, deep freezer access and outdoor shower. 45 second walk to the beach. Rent is reduced due to compromise. You will need to clean and fold my laundry, and cook breakfast lunch and dinner and bring upstairs daily. Please text []

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Free Horse Please

Looking for a free horse that nobody can take care of anymore or just get outta horses.. they will have a great home I can tell you that !! But I don't want them to have any health issues or lameness at all and still want to be able to ride like the horse nothing supper old please if you have anything or know anybody please message me thanks 55 Like Comment 44 comments Send

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Just what everyone needs: a free horse. It's an essential item, I swear. That's why this person needs it for free, and it has to be in good shape.

That's Equal to $130 a Month

Video Editor University ✰✰✰✰✰ 312 reviews 10,468 a month 4 Responded to 51-74% of applications in the past 30 days, typically within 10 days. Apply now JUN UCLARIS Salary 10,468 a month Job Type Full-time Regular / Permanent Full Job Description Job Profile: We are looking for curious and passionate video animators who have the knack for creativity and can deliver deliver high impact, quality digital video animations. The candidate should be able to conceptualize and execute animated videos, to tell the desired story. Requirements: • Proven 4-5 years of experience as an animator • Knowledge of 2D/3D, stop motion and computer-generated animation • Proficient in CGI software (Photoshop, 3ds Max, Maya etc.) • Knowledge of Tools like Aftereffects, Photoshop, Premiere Pro, 3D Animation, PPT Graphic Animation, Maya, 3ds Max, etc. • A creative storyteller with presentation abilities • Teamwork and excellent communication skills • Added advantage - Degree in computer animation, 3D/graphic design, fine arts or relevant field Good communication skills. Minimum Graduation required. Call at +91-XXXXXXXXXX Job Type: Fu 4

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He Needs the Nintendo Switch, but Maybe Clothes for the Kids Too

I'm in need of lamps, beds, bed frames, futon set, couch or sectional sofa, table n 6 chairs, grill, another tv, Nintendo switch, vacuum, dryer, washer, end tables, 3 dressers, a hanging mirror, cat Tower, Christmas tree, rugs, and hangers.. Post or Imk whatever you got please. I get paid on the first bc I only get SSI n I also have my girlfriend kids also so clothes for the them maybe ... Like Most applicable 10h Are you serious? 7h Like Reply Π Comment ST I was wondering too 6h Like Reply Write a reply... Nintendo switch is not a need nor a tv. 6h Like Reply Share 216 16

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Maybe clothes for the kids should come first?

Darlington Is Three Hours from Where the Listing Is Posted

Godfrey Hi is this still available? Godfrey offered you £144 This offer is not a payment. Purchase details are arranged later with the buyer. DECLINE Is a deal? ACCEPT How can u deliver to Darlington 09:17 Hi, it is but I can't deliver to Darlington sorry, and £155 is the best I can do Godfrey So how then do I get it

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A Literal Beggar

4w There is a man who is commonly begs for money on the corner of who is usually and wearing a yellow shirt. Just a heads up- he only takes 10's and 20's! I pulled up to the stop sign, held some ones out in my hand, he steps up to my car looks at the 1's in my hand. He then walks back on the curb telling me he doesn't take 1's! I yell back" what do you take "and he says only 10's and 20's...... Crazy! Cම් 225 Like 469

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Then Do It Yourself

What's Happening in 1h 8 $41 800 X Looking for the company/ persons that remove shrubs, at no cost to homeowner. Thanks. 40 comments

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It's Almost Guaranteed to Be Worth It

< I need 4 professional code writers that can build sophisticated app and social platform. Hard work for a extended amout of time (18-30 weeks), and no pay upfront or guarantee of outcome/or pay, but i can almost assure you itd be worth it. If its a succsess, (probibly will be) you will be compensated. Like Comment Share

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Months of work for literally no guaranteed pay? Great idea!

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