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15 Culinary Atrocities By The 'Boys Who Can Cook'

We’ve all been there: you have nothing in the kitchen, or you have no time to cook, so you end up making a meal that under ordinary circumstances no sane person would ever eat. This sort of cuisine exists only to fill a stomach, and it’s a shameful and troubling thing. But then there are some people on the internet who make food like this on purpose, then post pictures of that food. The pictures are then reposted on @boyswhocancook, leading to what must be the opposite of satisfying food.
Like it or not, as the page’s title nay suggest, people of the male gender do tend to make food like this more often. Or, at least, they take more of a perverse thrill out of sharing the bad food they make with the public. So, consider yourself warned: don’t look at this if you are eating or have just eaten. Most of all, don’t look at this if you’re about to eat.
In a sense, this is exactly what you asked for. But imagine your molars crunching on those nuts and that soft cow juice.
Charcuterie Board
(Source: @boyswhocancook)
Classy. Bring this to the function and you're guaranteed to turn some heads. Pair it with a nice Malbec, or perhaps a Home Depot bucket full of dishwater.
Soup Pops
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Sometimes in the summer, soup can simply be too hot. That is a real problem. Whether this is the right solution, however, is another question entirely.
Egg Salad?
(Source: @boyswhocancook)
The best part about this is how putting unpeeled eggs and spinach in a bowl is about the laziest thing you can do, but even so the chef has taken the care to artfully arrange the eggs and spinach.
The Beef Cube: Pure Protein
(Source: @boyswhocancook)
This would actually fill you up really good, and in terms of pure beefy flavor nothing could beat it.