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15 Hilarious Comebacks That Silenced The Opponent

Chances are, when you're taking a shower, you sometimes play out arguments in your head. Given the time to think, you win all of those arguments with some great comebacks. It's certainly not easy, though, especially in the moment. We all know that coming up with the perfect comeback can be tricky. If you're not quick enough, the moment is gone, and it's never coming back. The best comebacks are the ones that make you laugh. They're also the ones that make you think. Or maybe even cry a little bit. Here, we've found some of our favorites to show you what a well-done comeback looks like.

Clever comebacks are the difference between being a conversation starter and an awkward silence. They're also a form of online humor that's difficult to replicate, but when they come around, they're pretty great. These righteous fantasies of having the perfect comeback are often pretty hard to replicate in real life. For these few internet users, however, they got their moment of pure clap-back bliss.

Lead By Example

Joint.Y @trillageee How do y'all be 27+ w no kids ??? just greg. @iholytrojan Seeing y'all be 23 with 5 kids will do that to you.

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Cute

Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause I was shivering...I would have taken the jacket if he was cute Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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Billion-Dollar Burn

Matt Wallace @MattWallace888 Elon Musk is going to put Apple out of Business! slate @PleaseBeGneiss did he buy it

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He's Got Everything Sorted

EnochPowell @MogTheUrbanite If you play video games more than 2-3 hours a week, you're wasting your life. Oh yeah, it "helps you relax". Congratulations, you're on the same spiritual level as a functional alcoholic. 1:00p.m. 18 Feb. 22. Twitter Web App Außpóloç -2% @krillybo... 12h Replying to @MogTheUrbanite youve been on twitter since october 2020 and have 20,700 tweets, which means youre averaging 40 tweets per day 2 227 211

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Not Anymore

Guys what's stopping you from dressing like this 24/7 ... @bigguccicraigy i do not work at olive garden

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Ivy League-Level Comeback

MIT Tech Review MIT Technology Review @techreview Ready for a world in which a $5O DNA test can predict your odds of earning a PhD or forecast which toddler gets into a selective preschool? Luther M. Siler @nfinitefreetime You can do this already with a ZIP code.

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Nature Doesn't Have A Gameboy

TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokémon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you

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For Real

What's stopping you from doing this with your partner Ariam @iambrattyb Common sense

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Propaganda

C6'3.Slim.Bahamiank If you use facial recognition for anything..the govt has your face lol Tash THEE Baé Wait until you find out about driver licenses.

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I'd Vote For Him

Norm Kelly 2 Follow Gnorm Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this. Inner me: You're too lit to politic. RETWEETS UKES 17,320 31,571 5:03 PM - 22 Nov 2016 13 17K 32K allthecanadianpolitics Toronto city councillor, Norm Kelly. Norm Kelly Follow @norm The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters & apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted.

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King Of Nothing

Coca-Cola "Small Coffee" 58 "Small Coffee, please." 38 "Hello, one small coffoe please." 1.75 $ D01.7K 891 Comments O Like Comment D I'm not saying please to someone below me. Haha Reply 225 View 188 previous replies. ATe. Judging by this comment, there is literally nobody below you...

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Famous Last Words

Klaas Meijer @klaasm67 "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged (1790).

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Poor England

The Trashies @TheTrashiesUK What's something that feels British but isn't? Pariah Carey. @Sumzlbrahiim The contents of the British Museum TRASH TRASH

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Go To Jupiter

ESSAYS, ASSIGNMENTS & ONLINE... @Amelia_Essays ... If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid. Alhaji Royz @royzkingin You are absolutely right.

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Holy Roast

Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look Shafeeq @Y2SHAF that's a smooth way to see god

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