Two images from Reddit's r/shittyfoodporn

15 Meals That Are a Crime Against Humanity

It's hard to wake up every day and decide what you are going to make or buy and consume to get through the day. It's a decision that has to be made at several times throughout the day as well. As a kid, food was placed in front of you and you either ate it or you didn't. There wasn't any appreciation for the skill or time it took to make a meal. That's a reality that is only fully realized as you become an adult. Some people are blessed with the skill to craft wholesome, hearty, visually pleasing meals several times a day, while others stumble and fall. The real blessing is those who are keen enough to realize their terrible craftsmanship and can share it with the world so they too can laugh or shake their heads in disgust.

Food p*rn is the term created for when a dish emits a perfectly visually pleasing essence. When you just know it's gonna be good by looking at it. The opposite of this phenomenon is shared on Reddit's r/shittyfoodp*rn. Some of it is worse than others. Some are complete crimes. Here's 15 of the worst recent food-related crimes for you to either relate to or recoil in disgust at.

A Very Beige Meal

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School cafeteria meals always look like this.

Jelly Salad From Hell

20 PANTA MIG pepsi

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The Protein Banana

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For When You Run Out of Buns

8 tarts FROSTED S'MORES Luengling ERSHEY'S PORTER OR 184 ) ES LESS S

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One-Pot Spaghetti

boos STORAGE INGREDIENTS Pla SALTI

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It just seems wrong.

Thanks, Burger King

21 2022

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A Balanced Breakfast

51

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Love when the hard-boiled egg yolk resembles the computer mouse balls.

For When You Can't Find the Tupperware Lid

BACKEN r DETATIVE Mel er re ke pe and sah d CHIM DEL KNOBLA KNOF 180g Pa Bautz

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Sick and tired of searching for a matching lid.

The Egg and Cheese Hot Dog

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This Protein Banana Marmalade… Pancake?

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It looks like the end of a bad loaf of bread.

Minute Rice, Cheese Slice, and Franks Red Hot Sauce

F5 F6 F10

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A Deconstructed Caesar Salad

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$15 just so you can do it yourself anyways.

Two Ingredient Bean Burrito

ROSarita VEGETARIAN Refried Beans Frijoles Refritos THU EXCELLENT SOURCE F FIBER

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No room for miscommunication. It is exactly a bean burrito.

The Rice Cake Buns

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This Grilled Veggie Sub

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