Two cursed pizzas in the following collection.

15 Pizza Crimes That Deserve A Prison Sentence

Many people love pizza. It's just a universal truth. Whether you're into the chain pizzerias or the smaller restaurants in your hometown, you probably love pizza, and that also means you probably hate to see it disrespected. But pizza crimes are real. They impact millions of pizzas every year.

Tragically, there's no way to save these pizzas once they've been misshapen into the absolute monstrosities you're about to see. They're too far gone, and at this point, there's so little actual pizza left that we can't even consider them true pizzas anymore. Thankfully, Reddit has a solution: a team of dedicated pizza fans who are determined to call out the worst pizza crimes they've ever seen. Here are some of the funniest new pizza creations from /r/PizzaCrimes.

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I Think This Counts

A calzone, a type of pizza, can called a pizzussy.[ยน]

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It's not technically a pizza, but still a crime against pizzas nonetheless.

How Many Days Was This Forgotten in the Oven For?

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Made with Four Types of Powdered Cheese

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Weight Loss Tip: Make Your "Pizza" Inedible

PIZZA & CAKE! MAXIMUM WEIGHT LOS 22:49 WHAT I EAT IN A DAY | Down 60 Pounds | Starch Solution Maximum Broccoli Mum 1.3K views 13 hours ago :

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If your pizza has to be served from a bowl, you should know you did something wrong.

Little Caesar's Batman Pizza

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Tuna and Corn Pizza

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This was distributed en masse as a military meal ration. That's definitely no excuse. In fact, that kind of makes this much worse.

A Kid's Solution for a Pizza that Was Too Hot

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Go-Gurt pizza can't even sound like a good idea to a child.

"Norwegian Pizza" with Salmon and Capers

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Pizza-Flavored "Superworms"

X r/Damnthatsinteresting. Joined Vending machine spotted today in Arizona I, where all the products include insects (for human consumption) jentovida! NUTRITIOUS FOOD PIZZA 466686MN superworms La

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Shrimp Cocktail Pizza (in Italy, of All Places)

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Turkey and Gravy Pizza

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Cheeseless Pepperoni, Pineapple and Oregano

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I can't imagine working at these pizza places and getting orders like these, then being forced to make them even though your soul begs you not to.

I Think That's Technically a Salad

PIZZA SA 180 BA 1602

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Advertised as a "Chicago Deep Dish Pizza"

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