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15 Shower Thoughts To Cleanse Your Mind

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a shower thought

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Published 5 years ago

Published 5 years ago

Some of the finest philosophers include Aristotle, Plato, Socrates and basically anyone below who has taken a shower and had a profound thought come to mind. There's something so universal about the experience of making a breakthrough about the human condition while zoning out in the shower. We've all come up with insults, arguments, the correct answer on the math test, jokes, and more while staring at those bathroom walls, wishing we'd come up with them much sooner. And since this is such a common phenomenon, we've been sharing our shower thoughts right after we have them, making the rest of the online community experience these profound revelations as well.

Luckily, the subreddit /r/ShowerThoughts exists to collect all of these epiphanies, and we've made a list of our favorites below. Make sure to bring a pen and notepad the next time you attempt to bathe yourself, folks, not just because you'll destroy your phone, but because you might have a chance to change your thinking forever.

At least they're easier to understand than Charlie Brown's teachers

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How sad to miss out on all of that anxiety

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I hate how true this is

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The richest intern on the planet

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Thank you, I learned this from The Wonder Years

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And to shower with it to receive stressful thoughts like this

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And also the names of my children

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Polka dot shirts

WHY IS THIS?

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Cute!

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And I'm officially uneasy

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Unless you're a standup comedian giving birth to a baby

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Either way, you're probably crying

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It still seems strange that they market that stuff to children when adults love it more

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I guess humans are too, unless you're Hannibal Lecter

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