There's nothing quite like a little cringeworthy social media content to get you through your day, and we've found some people who have created a whole new type of cringe to "enjoy." For some reason, the following people would really like to let you know that could beat the life out of you if you ever bothered them. And we highly doubt they actually could. Usually, the toughest people out there don't need to brag to online strangers about exactly how tough they are.

They seem to think it makes them impressive somehow, and while they're actively trying to scare you away from them, you'll probably stay far back for completely different reasons. Mainly, these people are just super awkward, and seeing them interact with others online can cause immense emotional and physical pain. You might be asking yourself, what makes these people tick? Well, according to their extremely aggressive social media posts, they can't stand fist bumps and people looking at them the wrong way. Here are 15 of our favorites collected from the subreddit /r/IAmVeryBad*ss.