Two posts from Comedy Heaven in the following collection.

20 Bizarre Jokes Resurrected From Reddit's 'Comedy Heaven'

Comedy heaven isn't what it sounds like. It's a place where low-effort jokes go to live on, given an unreasonable amount of time in the spotlight that they never deserved. These things really aren't that funny, and yet they somehow are, too. It's a paradox we can't explain--you'll just have to see it to believe it. From weird news headlines to supposedly real (but probably not) texts, there's a lot to laugh at that doesn't really make a lot of sense, and you'll have a lot of trouble explaining why these are funny to your concerned friends. But somehow, they are, and we can't help but love them.

So we've pulled the best jokes of comedy heaven back to Earth, where they can taint your browsing history once more. Yes, they're stupid and low-effort. No, we don't regret this at all. Take a look at the best of the worst half-attempts at humor you'll love anyway.

Judge, Jury and Executioner

i ZMESCIENCE.COM In Poznan, Poland, eight clams get to decide if people in the city get water or not

(Source: Reddit)

Coming Out

I'm gay Woah, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

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Effective Strategy

BBC A sign in Sport News Reel Worklife NEWS Home Video World UK Business Tech Science Stories Asia China India Hong Kong protester arrested for using giant spoon against water gun vehicles O 14 October 2019 Share Hong Kong anti-government protests SUER BOWLXI Clashes between police and protesters have grown increasingly violent situation shows no sign of dying down.

(Source: Reddit)

Me When Get

me when I have me when the plans plans with people VS get cancelled 001 1:26 AM · 10/11/21 · Twitter Web App 108 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1,895 Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Asbestos Shoveling Competition

Workers shovel raw blue asbestos tailings into drums at an asbestos shovelling competition at Wittenoom, in the Pilbara, WA, in 1962.

(Source: Reddit)

Sure They Have

Shakira and son attacked by wild boars: 'They've destroyed everything' ND. foxnews.com Shakira and son attacked by wild boars: 'They've destroyed everything

(Source: Reddit)

Meat

Wendy's 3h · O CHAGE MY NAME TO МEAT 4.3K 1K Comments 928 Shares O Like Comment Share

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RIP Granny

nterprise rontecar GANNYS LasT RIDE GRANNYS LAST RIDE We RIP. UTAH

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An Important Comparison

55 412M 30B ? Bobs SpongeBobs SpongeBobs anchez Naruto Goku Spider-Man Shre 3:02 WF Comparison: How Many SpongeBobs To Defeat _? WatchFiction · 229K views · 2 weeks

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Crypto Hamster

A hamster has been trading cryptocurrencies in a cage rigged to automatically buy and sell tokens since June - and it's currently outperforming the S&P 500 Goxx Box: The trading office Wheel Cam Office Cam खखस Intention Wheel Floodgate

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An Unfortunate Typo

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Yikes

B-but QwQ *looks up at you* pleaaasse? 7:20 4 unread messages Why arent you responding Hello Hi? 7:22 *vores you*

(Source: Reddit)

Obesity

SHIPS DON'T SINK BECAUSE OF WATER @sarc.bro Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of You're mom is on it (obesity)

(Source: Reddit)

Nirvava

u/l_Kahooted_myself 1d i.redd.it 3 e a 7 Awards my friend look like nirvava 合2.1k 259 1, Share Award

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I Agree

Tweet Twitter Gaming @TwitterGa... 11h v Y What's the game that best describes you? Q 1.853 t3186 5.667 1, Destiny 2 0 @DestinyTheGame Antwort an @TwitterGaming Destiny 2 19:28 03.03.20 Twitter Web Client

(Source: Reddit)

Horse

5G HORSE A horse made of 5G energy has been appearing on our lawn & staring at our home Worried for family - we are not vaccinated

(Source: Reddit)

The Popemobile

In 2002, Pope John Paul II requested that the media stop referring to the car as the popemobile, saying that the term was "undignified". " In 2007, the popemobile

(Source: Reddit)

Woof

Nadia I don't know why I swiped right. You're a dog I'm a human Our love is forbidden 2 min. ago Woof

(Source: Reddit)

What a Failure

DISNEY WIKI Bambi's mother GOAL To protect and raise Bambi. (failed)

(Source: Reddit)

Crime Pickle

H&R H&R Block BLOCK @HRBlock You still haven't done your taxes? (No judgment.) You're putting off filing because: Crime Pickle @fck12 21h Replying to @HRBlock I'm committing tax fraud 01 272 O 13 H&R BLOCK H&R Block O @HRBlock 8h That doesn't seem like a good idea. 229

(Source: Reddit)




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