Two images from /r/CrackheadCraigslist in the following collection.

18 Perplexing Yet Hilarious Discoveries From The Depths Of Craigslist

Reddit's extensive community of users never fails to unearth some of the worst things the internet has to offer and post them for all to see on niche subreddits. The oddly hilarious /r/CrackheadCraigslist is one of those places where the best and worst parts of the internet collide. Here are 18 of the best funny posts found on Craigslist and more that might leave you a little disturbed yet nonetheless entertained.

Not Pearl Drums

Pine drums - $400 Pine drums not to be mistaken for pearl • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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Used

10:48 28 ... Used coffin. It was my girlfriend's who worked as a magician's assistant £200 Listed 14 hours ago int England 2 Seller prefers door drop-off or pick-up. Learn More Message Seller Comment Send Offer Save Share Seller information See Profile

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Coke

3:09 O 3 all 66% Bag of coke $10 Listed 11 hours ago in Moorhead, MN Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Straight to the Point

Anything Goest ... 17m Digital Scale $20 Digital Scale perfect for weighing powder, flower and small rocks SWSIKG 1000 x0.19 CRACK SCALE ON TARE MODE OFF

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An Offer for Your Septic Tank

*I pay to enter your septic tank for an hour at a time. - $150 (Jacksonville, AL) Some might judge me for this but it's what I enjoy. I will pay you $150 an hour to bring my equipment in and gain access to your septic tank. I then have my associate close the tank after I have set my tripod and camera up. Believe it or not, it's a great place to reflect.

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Kitbull

Kitbull $100 I got a Kitbull for sale... I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Obo...

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Rare Plant

For Sale Sacramento O mins · R Rare plant growing from tennis ball $50 · 095827-3564 MESSAGE Tennis ball left in rain, growing unknown plant. Come and buy it and keep growing it. Maby you'll have a tree one day or rose you never know

The Inventor

I built this while trippin. No idea what it does. Not trying it either. $75 Listed 50 minutes ago in Baxter, TN Send seller a message

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Stephen Hawking Chair

ebay 2/2 @h1t1 stephen hawking chair $80.00

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Join the Wait List Now

Custom-making these. Cuts down on the splash factor. Will need to measure your toilet. Taking orders. There IS a wait list. $50-$75

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How Did This Happen?

Need professional mover MESSAGE $25 · Got this sofa stuck and need a professional that knows how to fix this

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Definitely a Trap

reply 4br - Free room for straight guy I am a gay guy and own a house. I am looking for a straight guy ages 19 to 30 to . I have a room in the house that can be used. You must be open minded and a nudist

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Emanuel

7/31-8/13: Do you want to have fun with an Amish man? (Peachbottom) Hi my name is Emanuel. I live in peachbottom pa. I am looking for a nice younger guy. To go swimming with in the creek. Between the ages of 20 and 65. I am only looking to have fun in the creek and nothing more than good friendship. Please call me and leave a message.

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Just Shy of 4

Almost Four Chairs $15 Listed 2 days ago in Brisbane, QLD

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Hand Soap

Hand soap – Literally. No bottle. MUST GO SOON. No delivery, pickup only. FREE Listed 2 days ago in Calgary, AB

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Michael

Michael Wave £10

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Yeet Machine

9:07 1 AA facebook.com Victorian Baby Yeet Machine $300 5 Ships for $3.75 Estimated arrival Jun 1- Jun 3 Buy Now Send an Offer Learn About Make an Offer Covered by Purchase Protection

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My New Sleep Paralysis Demon

9:40 Pop tardt suit Message $420 O Hutchinson, MN I'm selling my beautiful home made pop tart suit.. I wore it once only.... *wig not included ||

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