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20 Suspiciously Specific Situations You Might (Not) Relate To

Have you ever found yourself in a strange situation that just has way too many moving parts to even try to explain? Even with over 8 billion people in the world, some experiences still feel unique because of how specific they are. When something is just so oddly specific, it's hard to imagine that anyone else has also been in that place. If you haven't had one of these kinds of experiences, don't worry, many other people have. Luckily, they also choose to share these thoughts and experiences with the internet. Maybe they share them to see if anyone else has been there, or maybe they do it to feel slightly less insane. Whatever the reason may be, they are peculiar and entertaining to read and think about.

Reddit's subreddit titled /r/suspiciouslyspecific is full of the deep and sometimes concerning thoughts that people put out there into the world. Here are 20 oddly and suspiciously specific events or thoughts. Maybe you'll relate to some of them.

Dang Squirrels


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Being fully naked feels less naked than being naked with shoes on

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literary agent needing jerk @rajandelman If I were a human bone trying to escape the body, I'd probably wait until the person was eating a chicken wing, then try to slip out through the mouth. Let them think I'm just part of the wing they ate. By the time they figure it out, I'm long gone

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Is This Stealing?

JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig Let's say hypothetically - a guy is traveling with his wife & her wheelchair has a loose bolt. Man doesn't have his tools so he goes to the tool store, with his wife, & tightens one bolt w/ a wrench off the shelf. Then he puts the wrench back on the shelf and leaves... Stealing?

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It's a Valid Question

kendra @kendraaaleighh My little brother texted me this at 3am Today 3:16 AM Why do girls your age have "Greek life" in their bio but don't understand the geo political structure of the Aegean Sea or the crucial role Greek played in the war against Mussolini and the rest of the axis A A iMessage *Pay

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This Guy

rob. @robfromonline bank robber: everybody on the ground or i'll shoot teller: oh no customers: oh no guy who does crossfit: [really wanting to talk about crossfit but realizing it's not an appropriate time] oh no

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Mermaid Anatomy

Sarcasm & Liberty @sarcasm_liberty SU Do you think the top part of a mermaid also tastes like fish or that it would actually be red meat? Would there be a solid line where the meat changes in their body or would it kind of blend? Could you make a surf and turf platter with one carcass? #INeedAnswers

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Happy St. Patricks Day

Grandmaster Trash: Exact Trash ... @ExactTrash Only Yeah so the Italians sent a Welsh dude to kill "snakes" in Ireland and now the cops in America wear Scottish kilts and play Scottish bagpipes in a big parade about alcoholism

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Nothing to See Here

Whats a hobby someone can have that is an immediate red flag? in AskReddit by ↑ 7.7K Q 8.8K 3h 2 个 2.7K21 Making see-through Lego men with mouse organs inside. via Apollo 1h

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Male Authors Are Always Too Specific

morthilswrites cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips lillivati cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

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Tone it down please.

Good Idea

Leigh van den Berg @lipglossgirl Guess who will never throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again? A 个 > O

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Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

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M OfTheDim. 17h 2 Awards This is the kind of guy who says he doesn't have an ID when his friend gets pulled over and he's in the passenger seat, then gives a fake name before trying to run, but his jorts fall down around his knees and the cops catch him three steps. Reply 2.5k

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It's always the jorts.

Have You?

Nick Pupo @nickpupo Sex is cool but have you ever made a joke at a dinner party that bombed and you felt bad but then the host of the party pulled you aside later and said it wasn't your fault the joke bombed it's just that Kate's brother died in a skiing accident so skiing jokes are off bounds 9:03 AM 04 Feb 22 Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 4,633 Likes

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All Okay

has 500 000. Valu D. When is it ok to Interrupt my Teaching? You're On Fire Tornado Alien Invasion Room is Flooding PRyan Gosling Enters the Room

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These are reasonable.

Kills the Vibe

When you want a midnight snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced 01 10

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You'll Never Know

TY r/aww u/Andromeda3141 10h My sister's tortoise either looks happy to be loved, or that he just poisoned their food and is stoked about it

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thegreatpapyrusishappy he looks like he stalks underage girls specifically at 4:13AM and 6:24AM with $25.74 binoculars from the back of walmart 1d Reply 87

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It's Always a Bug

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u 1 3 1 3 1 4h If you try to hand a woman something enclosed in your fist, she is going to think you're trying to hand her a bug. Even if you've known her for years and never tried to give her a bug before. They never let their guard down regarding being handed a bug.

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Recipe Sites

Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fell and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, 20:06 02 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Please, I just want the recipe.

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