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21 Tumblr Posts To Make You Go 'Hmmm'

Tumblr posts can be highly informative, as some very knowledgeable people use their blogs to post facts about their specialized interests and fields. Other times, they are the dumbest posts ever put on the internet.

This collection celebrates both ends of the spectrum, because both the insightful posts and the very dumb posts can make you stroke your chin and go "hmmm…" The top posts from the /r/CuratedTumblr subreddit this week have largely moved out of politics and gone back to celebrating the surreal and witty posts from Tumblr present and past. This is a welcome turn for the subreddit, as it's providing an excellent distraction from a stressful news cycle.

From jeans so high-waisted they become a shirt to some very incorrect statements about ants, these posts should leave you thinking. Perhaps they won't be productive thoughts, but you will be thinking nonetheless.

The Beans of a Killer

prokopetz Follow Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer. prokopetz Follow Funnily enough, I'm not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you're looking at an ambush predator. slippyflippers Follow These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

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Ultra Jeans

cuchies-deactivated20231018 imagine:jeans so high waisted its a shirt too bair you know, its not that bad i kinda dig it 2,084 notes R

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Making Plans

inemanja23 21h ago Follow Google Opinion Rewards Question 2 of 5 Is your search for "oil rig explosion" related to plans you're making for the weekend? No, it is not related to weekend plans It is for both weekend and weekday Yes, both for this and the future weekends Yes, it is for future weekends Yes, it is purely for this weekend #still wakes the deep 3,463 notes D D ①

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The Car And Catholics

justsomeguycore Follow 5d ago the front seat of the car is a type of confessional justsomeguycore 5d ago i genuinely think that physically it's easier to have hard conversations when you're both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also 62 315 notes

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I'm a Feminist

12345678976543456 Follow yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like 13mo Follow the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around magistrate-of-mediocrity Follow They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable. 13mo Follow im a feminist

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Cybertrucks

john-cardoza *** Follow Oct 18 rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks athelind Nov 7 參骂 Follow that's okay cybertrucks are doing a fine job destroying themselves ...

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Miku's Hiding Place

captain-price-unofficially /BIG HHD] Oct 23 HATSUNE MIKU'S HIDING PLACE Hidden entrance on Wi-Fi Router Housing Hatsune Miku Air Vent Fan Spring Onion 2,188 notes 21 OKTOBER 2021 DIGIRAL ×

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Jam Time

Gircgalleria Follow Feb 17, 2017 lemon-socks e e e 15h ago pump up the jam 33.1K notes 25 16:12 D D on

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Sweating Like The Pig

plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig plumbo-gummite Sep 4 W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me! 46,110 notes D

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Sophies Choice

jatersade Follow which would you rather find living in your attic: 1000 roaches a person 8973 votes Poll ends in 5 days 21 hours suburbanjustice Follow this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good 2,759 notes D D 14 3

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The Kangaroo Plan

nohoperadio Follow What if you dressed up as a young kangaroo, and carefully swapped yourself in for the real baby in a sleeping mother's pouch (put the baby somewhere safe). She would wake up none the wiser and take you home to the kangaroo world, you would get to see all the kangaroo cities. With kangaroo banks and kangaroo cafés and the like. 108 notes

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Came Back Wrong

somehowmags reblogged lettuce-gremlin charlottan Came Back Wrong from the gocey store emil Follow forgot something prohaloplayer Follow my oanges 98,241 notes B D

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Shoutout This Guy

valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

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Coping Mechanism Police

sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something

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No More Loneliness

fluorescentbrains Yesterday Follow running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness 15 363 notes

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Coming Soon

bishops Follow Jun 14 bishops Jun 14 lainpsx 1m ago coming soon to a near you! 18.4K notes

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Science and Ants

officialspec reblogged trainwreckgenerator 10m ago 7dmom Follow Feb 25 Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low. 27,826 notes D D

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Why I Post

metamatar reblogged familyabolisher 57m ago woman-becomer Follow 2d ago eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it. platter-o-teeth Follow 2d ago (sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH) woman-becomer Yesterday this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post 16,553 notes on

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Try Again

psychotic-gerard 1. For as long as I can remember, I've felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness. ALT True False Wrong! You have selected wrong answer. ? psychotic-gerard this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

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Media Consumption

failchild do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption failchild grug spend too much time listening to story

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Society Is Held Back

fipindustries Follow Apr 3, 2022 Someday we will have a cartoon show where the cat is male and the dog is female but the world is not ready for that yet Blaze × Close notes D

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