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23 Pickup Lines With Varying Levels Of Success

Dating apps and online dating are all the rage when it comes to meeting the love of your life. Dating apps like Tinder, Bumble and Hinge allow people to quickly swipe through all of the local singles in their area. Yes, it is convenient and efficient, but it's also kind of shallow, in a way. If someone is lucky enough to get a match, then comes the most intimidating part: messaging. There are so many possibilities when it comes to a first message. Someone could ask a question, refer to the person's bio, or use a clever and catchy pickup line to grab their attention.

Some pickup lines aren't bad, like the original ones that are silly and harmless, others are so out-of-pocket it's shocking anyone thought it was okay to say to a person. There are some pretty cringeworthy interactions that happen on dating apps as a result of bad pickup lines and first messages, and plenty of those are featured on Reddit's /r/TinderPickupLines. This subreddit contains pickup lines that had varying success. Here are 23 of them.

Odd Approach

< YOU MATCHED WITH JA Hi H with you N 03/03/2024. Nice to be matched I think you should wear a mask when you go out. Because your lips are so charming, I'm afraid all the men on the street will want to commit a crime.

(Source: Reddit)

Got 'Em

Today 7:59PM The dorkiest thing about me is I can name all 151 Gen 1 pokémon I don't think it's gen 1 but what's that pokemon that evolves into magcargo? Send a message Today 8:18PM slugma and ur right, it's gen 2 Slugma nuts Sent

(Source: Reddit)

It Was Pretty Bad

I could make your whole week if i could make your hole weak Today 8:38PM You matched with Lola Today 8:38PM Pick up line made me vomit but ur hot so I'll let it slide Send a message

(Source: Reddit)

That's Unnerving

Hi A Im skipping the small talk and going in for the kill. What are the last 3 searches in your search history? • Today Aa Good save How to stop bleeding fast, How to dispose of body, National parks near me. Your turn Delivered GIF

(Source: Reddit)

That's the Best?

< Rachael YOU MATCHED WITH RACHAEL ON 4/26/19 Best pick up line go GIF That's literally horrible and go away You must be the infinity gauntlet cause I wanna put my fist inside of you L Type a message B It was meant to be so I'll take that as a compliment Sent Send

(Source: Reddit)

At Least She Liked It?

YOU MATCHED WIT. I don't smoke weed but I do think weed Today 12:12 AM Think weed huh Today 12:50 AM Yea. I think weed look good together Yk what this prob isn't gonna go anywhere and I wasn't gonna respond but that was rly good + Sent

(Source: Reddit)

10/10 Conversation

< Jen YOU MATCHED WITH JEN ON 4/10/20 hi ben i'm jen Friday 11:12 AM hi jen i'm ben Yesterday 12:14 PM nice to meet you jen. do you wanna be my fren? Yesterday 6:00 PM i'd love to be your fren ben. you seem like a solid ten Sent

(Source: Reddit)

It Worked

P YOU MATCHED WITH APRIL ON 4/4/23 Close 4'8 April Today 15:09 You pass Today 16:11 I appreciate it i swear i was gonna put that but i gave you an extra inch 4'9 Let's get married + ✓✓ Sent

(Source: Reddit)

That Was Quick

Today 9:43 PM whenever Today 10:08 PM my a is yours Today 10:33 PM What's up Lmaooooo + ✓✓ Sent

(Source: Reddit)

What the…

GIF Today 8:29 p.m. Let me comb your leg hair with my teeth Type a message... SEND

(Source: Instagram)

Go to a Doctor

Thursday 8:26 AM I woke up this morning wet, cold and with a dire need to go to the bathroom. ♡ What are you up to this weekend? Thursday 8:04 PM I think you need to see a doctor? Thursday 9:08 PM It was solely due to last nights diet, and camping in the cold. Too much peanut butter added to my ramen. You wouldn't happen to be a doctor though by chance because I'm kind of in pain, just generally everywhere, all the time. Sent

(Source: Instagram)

Like a Shiny Pokemon

Have you ever seen a foot wit seven toes? Na that's mad rare Like a shiny Pokémon card +

(Source: Instagram)

Seriously…

So what made you reach out 9 months later Thu, Jan 12 at 1:24 PM Just got out of a relationship Fri, Jan 13 at 11:14 PM Come to my house!!! 'll eat your p for 30 min straight. Nothing else is needed unless you want it Sat, Jan 14 at 7:53 AM I'm so sorry Not meant for you Read 1/12/23

(Source: Instagram)

A Bold Claim

I would break every chair in a 20km radius if it meant you'd have to sit on my face

(Source: Instagram)

Poor Guy

LMAO We can beat that Fri, Jun 30 20:53 You matched with Priya Fri, Jun 30 20:53 To-do list: Make her laugh like h Fumble Today 01:50 To-do list: Make her laugh like h Fumble :( Sent

(Source: Reddit)

Smart

P Sabru YOU MATCHED WITH SABRU ON 16/6/2023. I'm no mathematician, but I've been told I'm good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?

(Source: Reddit)

Bullet Dodged

< Robin Today I'm actually a really difficult person to connect with personality wise, so let's make this simple...tell me something unique about yourself and why you think you're better than the other potential candidates on here Aa GIF Nah I'm good Delivered

(Source: Reddit)

He Truly Does

Today 6:18 p.m. I am an INCREDIBLY strong man Today 7:09 p.m. I'm an INCREDIBLY independent woman that doesn't need your strength Dude earlier I lifted a desk with one freaking arm TELL ME a woman could do that Today 7:45 p.m. I have two arms that can do that You need a new opening line Sent

(Source: Instagram)

Sounds like a Great Time

Tue, 10 May, 12:20 pm Hey Are you going to that bbq this week? Tue, 10 May, 3:57 pm What barbecue would that be Thu, 12 May, 8:44 am U make me second guess this but, here it goes... the bbq where I put my meat on ya grill Today 9:14 am I would eat you like a dingo going at a meat pie + Sent

(Source: Instagram)

A Sweet Conversation

YOU MATCHED WITH CAROLINA ON 29/05/2023. what Carolina : What do you call a sad pretzel? A depretzel That was an original joke and I'm actually rather proud of it that was just a bit upsetting Well To make it cheerful we just add a bit of sugar Then make it a churro w+ Sent

(Source: Reddit)

RIP Kitty

< Αντιγονη YOU MATCHED WITH ANTIFONH ON 6/9/23 Heyy how are you? I love your cat! He is dead + Sent

(Source: Reddit)

Well Now What

GIF Today 08:30 Do you ever get mad when you go into your kitchen and realise you're the only snack in the house? Today 13:55 ugh i know it's so frustrating Today 15:09 Oh god I didn't think I'd get this far Today 16:01 and yet here we are Type a message... Sent SEND

(Source: Reddit)

Depressing

< Cassie YOU MATCHED WITH CASSIE ON 2/4/2023 Hey! How's your Sunday going? Sunday 11:46 am My pain is sharp and deep and I do not wish for a better world for anyone Type a message Today 9:37 pm Hbu? + Sent Send

(Source: Reddit)




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