two images from /r/technicallythetruth

25 People Telling Nothing But The Truth

These are statements you just can't argue with. When someone asks a question, there is a specific sort of answer to be expected, one that is helpful and true, and usually pretty boring. Straightforward answers are great and all, but they aren't much fun. The most fun sorts of answers are the ones that somehow narrowly avoid the question but still answer it with full honesty and nothing but the truth. It's an impressive thing to do, really.

These kinds of statements are silly and a little sarcastic. They present in a similar way that dad jokes do, they're blunt and obvious while still being funny. These kinds of occurrences can be found just about anywhere, which is why there is a whole subreddit titled /r/TechnicallytheTruth. Reddit users share the most truthful statements out there that spit nothing but the facts. Here are just 25 of these clever folks keeping it real.

In-sync

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ThiccBoi9001 • 13h Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronised with someone else's. Mindblowing 421 BEST COMMENTS 32 Share Reginald Davidson ⚫ 13h Especially if you are dead 。 Reply 113

(Source: Reddit)

Easy

Sure. Ja can you make this bird look like its flying? MA Jaffer JAFFA

(Source: Reddit)

So relatable

@TheProblem2025 hace 4 meses I'm like if a man and a woman had a baby 889 Responder ▼ 12 respuestas

(Source: Reddit)

That's all you gotta say

What's your unpopular opinion that would get you in this situation? MEME ZAR James Allen @JamesAllen27 Walking into a sword convention and yelling swords are rubbish.

(Source: Reddit)

He's watching it

Marvel Memes MARVEL MEMES @MCU_memes_ I love how Doctor Strange is just watching Avengers 4 in the background

(Source: Reddit)

He drives

ODO 321000miles ODO/TRID Ig14rolla. 13 hr. ago Bro what do you do for a living 3. 3♡ Reply Share Spidermane500k OP - 12 hr. ago I drive Reply Share

(Source: Reddit)

Can't argue with that

From ff7 community on Reddit Arguing on the internet is literally turn based combat.

(Source: Reddit)

Wonder if this approach works

WHO HATES SPEEDING TICKETS? RAISE YOUR RIGHT FOOT

(Source: Reddit)

Thanks for that

Bahram @persianthotz you guys really didn't have to go there UberFacts @UberFacts Bill Gates has more dollars than you have. seconds left in your life.

(Source: Reddit)

Thanks, Google

Google how to find out how old is a tree ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS MAPS BOOKS If you know when the tree was planted, you can easily and accurately determine its age. 164 Comments Award Sharo

(Source: Reddit)

Hard to swallow

Hard to swallow pills

(Source: Reddit)

The physical copy

r/DOS • il y a 19 h Jokow_ So I bought a physical copy of DOS UNO Updated From Origin Werton mine &pow! Akreditierte Auspaces MATTEL Games DOS SECOND EDITION • SECONDE ÉDITION 8 10 Card Game Jeu de cartes Kartenspiel 2 2 2

(Source: Reddit)

Very aware

a werewolf a wearwolf FOR SALE FOR SALE a warewolf aware wolf

(Source: Reddit)

Yeah… sure

Pa Paleozoic Enthusiast Extrunkest 12 hours ago Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached a YouTube milestone that not even Mr. Beast has: double digit subscribers B E 1

(Source: Reddit)

The top 12 states, as indicated

0 Alaska Washington The Top 12 States To Live In Indicated By Yellow Montana North Dakota Minnesota Oregon Idaho South Dakota Wyoming California 400 km Nevada 8 Vermont Maine Wisconsin a New York Michigan lowa Pennsylvania Nebraska Ohio Illinois Indiana Utah Colorado Kansas Missouri West Virginid Virginia Kentucky North Carolina Tennessee Oklahoma Arizona Arkansas New Mexico South Carolina Alabama Georgia Mississipp Texas Louisiana, Florida ° Hawaii 0400 km -New Hampshire Massachusetts Rhode Island. Connecticut New Jersey Delaware Washington D.C. Maryland 500 km

(Source: Reddit)

There is indeed ramen

r/ramen • 2 hr. ago namajapan "There is ramen" is the name of a ramen shop in Tokyo - awesome noodles to be had! Restaurant GIF

(Source: Reddit)

They do nothing

PWoody @PaigeWoodrum I hate lazy people honestabe @HonestShuaib Why? We didn't even do anything.

(Source: Reddit)

The all-telling weather rock

JOHN'S WEATHER FORECASTING STONE CONDITION FORECAST Stone is Wet Rain Stone is Dry Shadow on Ground White on Top Sunny Not Raining Snowing Can't See Stone Foggy Swinging Stone one Jumping Up & Down Stone Gone Tornado Windy Earthquake

(Source: Reddit)

Probably even more

-5 22h The Fungle how many crayons can you store in a fridge Reply OP-22h At least 2 5

(Source: Reddit)

Below average is not average

Posted by u/GloveNervous3861 2 hours ago Local brewery's "Not Your Average Nachos"

(Source: Reddit)

Is it though

Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy. Lee's Discount Liquor

(Source: Reddit)

Moscow?

When someone asks what the capital of Russia is

(Source: Reddit)

He's right

r/AskReddit u/LrancoisFegault • 1h What screams "I have no life"? △ Vote 136 brunomarchand 1h Tombstone with your name on it Share Reply 153

(Source: Reddit)

Thank you, AI

r/ChatGPT. 12 hr. ago BlockWinter8423 :Discord: "Al will take over the world” Funny 5:01 ChatGPT 3.5 > се You Tell me an odd number without the letter e ChatGPT Sure, how about "11"? 28 21 ↑ Share Single comment thread Theguyrond123 • 12h ago I mean, it's technically right. It never said "e" 42 Reply ↑ Share Fast-Satisfaction482 12h ago Thechnically correct is the best kind of correct. 13 Reply ↑ Share ... See full discussion

(Source: Reddit)

Not an apple pie

$3.4500 not an apple pie Almond, Cashew, Sugar, Dried Apple 3% (Apple, Ascorbic Acid)), Cinnamon Antioxidant (Asc 60701 $3.3500 ground almonds 61 PAK

(Source: Reddit)



Yo! You must login or signup first!