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Marketing departments have gifted us with many things nobody wants over the years, such as Baby Nut, depression-themed fast food, the McDonald's Happy Mascot, etc. However, no quirky marketing stunt in recent memory is as odorously repulsive as McDonald's "quarter pounder candles," six candles meant to burn simultaneously so that you can fill your house with the same lingering stench of a McDonald's burger that's in your car.
McDonald’s to sell limited edition six-pack of candles that smell like Quarter Pounder ingredients: Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion & Beef. pic.twitter.com/XpBv6l79S0
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 20, 2020
Needless to say, this news was not met with enthusiasm from the denizens of Twitter.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends https://t.co/LHqWqGNTh9— Chris Hutchinson (@RediscHumility) February 20, 2020
out, out, beef candle https://t.co/lLjYSCMih2
— Brennan Caldwell (@BrennanCaldwell) February 20, 2020
why get the onion candle when you can just go to PAX east on a saturday https://t.co/TMJ0Tkk6Wf
— Ashley Oh (@itsashleyoh) February 20, 2020
Others began immediately calculating the logistics of how this would affect their sex life.
im sorry but the mcdonalds limited edition candles stay on during sex https://t.co/FmEzUzN6RG
— Eddy (@Trollacoaster) February 20, 2020
imagine spending the night at a guy's house for the first time and to set the mood he lights the Onion Candle https://t.co/B7fapMFR8C
— viking (pls buy my merch) (@notviking) February 20, 2020
You get home from work. The house smells like I've been cooking. You ask how my day was. I wink at you & say I have a surprise. I take your hand & lead you into the bedroom. You notice that I've lit six candles to really set the mood. I put on my Ronald McDonald mask and- https://t.co/sRsEnGWL6S
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) February 20, 2020
A small, bewildering contingency of Twitter users was actually into the idea.
I don’t care I love it https://t.co/NMRccpdDVV
— eve peyser (@evepeyser) February 20, 2020
Now if we can just get @Wendys to make candles that smell like either a Baconator or a Frosty. https://t.co/OydMAp9R0W
— Mike Desjardins (@ItsPoloMike) February 20, 2020
McDonald's will also be selling lockets with the smells, in case you want a quick whiff of a quarter pounder on the go.
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Feb 21, 2020 at 11:22AM EST