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No One Hates The New Tool Album More Than Taylor Swift Fans
After 13 years, Tool released a brand new album titled "Fear Inoculum," and it's on its way to nabbing the #1 album spot this week from Taylor Swift's "Lover." After the Twitter account @chartdata announced the album sales projection, Taylor Swift fans replied with frustration to the news and confusion as to who Tool is. Below are some of the very best reactions from her fans, Tool fans, and other users who are clearly just enjoying the drama of it all.
taylor can wash tool. pic.twitter.com/rU2tp23HlR
— penny (@dontblamepenny) September 4, 2019
Taylor Swift's "Lover" is expected to fall to #2 next week on Billboard 200, with 185-200k units (95,000 pure sales) in its second week. pic.twitter.com/MmyPioNZqd
— Taylor Charts (@chartstaylor13) September 4, 2019
you know i really love to see it i truly was nervous she wouldnt pass lover just because i know the t swift fanbase is so big … anyways who the fuck is TOOL? and can they move their fat ass like genuienly no idea who that is am i the only one?? pic.twitter.com/K8a3hKSaCA
— 𝒜 (@eurodolI) August 30, 2019
Just because you don’t like successful artists doesn’t make your music taste any better than mine. My fav writes all her own music, sings them all, co-produces them. She plays multiple instruments and is in every single meeting. Stay pressed grandpa
— Callum 🦋💗 (@TheLuckyLover) August 31, 2019
Also Taylor says more in a 3 minute song than tool does in a 20 minute song. And I know this because my mom made me listen to the 20 minute song that says nothing and sounds terrible.
— Jessica and the heartbreak prince 🐱 ITS SO MEOW (@Jess951000) September 6, 2019
Guys, stream Lover we 40k away from being #1 on the BB200 for a second week 💀Tool: 240k unitsTaylor: 200k units (2nd week)
— Andrew (@uneedtocumdown) September 4, 2019
Keep streaming and buying lover! Fuck to*l
— DAYLIGHT (Fan account) (@TaylorsKidney) September 4, 2019
lol who is tool & who be buyin that
— alfie (@alfiemeader) September 4, 2019
Taylor Swift fans be like, "who's this new punk band, Tool?"
— 1.21 Rickawatts (@notsoevilrick) September 6, 2019
Dads all around the world when they realize Tool is about to overtake Taylor Swift for that number 1 spot pic.twitter.com/XlRYmaqE4E
— Max 🔧 (@PointSpreadMax) September 5, 2019
I find it funny that Taylor Swift fans assume that all Tool fans are old men. I just be sitting here like #ToolNo1 #Metal pic.twitter.com/yDwCWh5fXg
— Metal Militia (@Metal_Mania1981) September 6, 2019
Me at Taylor Swift fans that are mad at Tool and saying they’re a “new” band: pic.twitter.com/XAJl7o2YzL
— Baby Doll (@Kayla_Howard21) September 5, 2019
So Taylor Swift fans are pissed about Tool bumping up the ladder. 😆 Coming for that #1 spot! I'm just going to leave this here…#tool2019 #FearInoculum pic.twitter.com/ueiijIBXyR
— Ashley_the_Artist (@Ashleyartist2) September 4, 2019
I'm just gonna leave this here#TaylorSwift#Tool pic.twitter.com/SD6wuCpF1z
— 🍦 𝐈𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐃𝐚𝐧 🍦 (@TheGiftOfMayhem) September 5, 2019
Taylor Swift stans are so worried about her losing her No1 billboard spot to Tool and so they’re like campaigning to aggressively steam her shit..look, if u all have to conspire just to keep ur fav in the top spot then she clearly doesn’t deserve to be there
— 𝒸𝓇𝓎𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒶𝓈𝓈 (@astro_milf) September 6, 2019
I just came here to watch all the Taylor Swift fans lose their minds #Tool #WeWaited13YearsForThis pic.twitter.com/rdskGrLdjl
— Stacie Lanigan (@ShickLanWer) September 5, 2019
slipknot knocking ed sheeran off the #1 spot here and tool beating taylor swift to #1 in the US is the funniest thing i have ever witnessed im obsessed with all the normies freaking out
— emma (@emchadders) September 6, 2019
— 𖤐J̶a̶y̶𖤐 (@Jables999) September 5, 2019
Tool to all the butthurt hostile @TaylorSwift13 stans (not the regular big Taylor Swift fans who care more about music than her “chart position”, they’re cool) pic.twitter.com/62A2muZxWq
— Griffin…Couldn't bring sexy back. (@Griffin1981) September 5, 2019
Ey it’s good to see the boys getting some love. It’s been 13 years and they poured their heart and soul into that album. Pretty sad to see pop fans wanting them to flop just to see their favorite artist at #1.
— Chase Hickman (@NotChaseHickman) September 4, 2019
Yeah I'm all in STEAMING the shit out of it but not streaming. I'll return to listen more Tool
— Arttu Sinisalmi (@ArttuSinisalmi) September 5, 2019
Everyone knows how much I love #TaylorSwift, but #Tool's Fear Inoculum is better than Lover pic.twitter.com/8MgYE6TMxV
— vmiss (@vmiss33) September 6, 2019
We think this suggestion will fix things though.
Tool and Taylor Swift should bury the hatchet and do a collab. Call it Toolor Swift, or Taylor Tool.
— Betamaxx (@betamaxx80s) September 6, 2019
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