Nobody Is More Profound Than These 15 People

While the world may have lost Shakespeare many years ago, at least we have many people following in his footsteps by stringing together words that have never been near each other before, creating some messed-up sentences. We guarantee it, no one else has ever said these things before. They're just so specific and oddly entertaining that we can't imagine where these ideas even came from, and we're seriously impressed by the creativity of these people, even if it wasn't intentional.

Whether someone's coming up with a new joke or simply making an observation that no one else can compete with, these sentences are new, interesting and seriously confusing. The people behind these have created something totally new, and we wish we knew what went on in their heads. One can find these poets all over the internet, whether they're writing newspaper headlines or eloquent social media posts. Here are 15 of our favorites collected from the subreddit /r/BrandNewSentence.