Moms. Sometimes they embarrass us! Sometimes they make you kiss them outside school where all your friends can see. Sometimes they attempt to make you a poster child for men's rights in the wake of a massive national conversation about sexual assault against women. They're wacky!

On Saturday, a mom attempted to say that her son, a Navy veteran, was afraid to go on solo dates lest he be falsely accused of sexual assault. The post was an instant classic.

Like great memes This Is The Ideal Male Body and This Is the Future Liberals Want before it, Twitter grabbed the text and had a field day inserting various images into the copypasta they'd been gifted. Here's some of our favorites.