The Best of STONKS

The Best of STONKS

If you were to boil down The Wolf of Wall Street into a single meme, it would be Stonks. This self-satisfied meme man appeals to the brain genius in all of us. He knows the manket. He unferstanps the economononomy. I would trust this man with all of my financial assets and he would definitely make ones of dollars with it them.

In all seriousness, the meme man has had an excellent run in the past few weeks, breaking up the monotony of overused formats with a surreal, misspelled STONKS. Head into the week with some of the best examples the "Stonks" meme has to offer.

The OG Stonksman

560 .286 9% 0.12% 2.286 14563 \156 0287 WAStonks A0M 0.1204 0.234 0.1902 02 .213 NA

(Source: Facebook)

The Worst Breakup Text

Please don't do this I seriously can't live without you I didn't cheat on you 560 286 0468 2.286 14563 .12% 156 0287 WAStonks 2400M 0.1204 0.234 0.1902 NA @heckoffsupreme I didn't mean to send that.

(Source: Reddit)

Talk About Some Real Yahoos

1998: Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million dollars 2002: Yahoo realizes its mistake and tries to buy google for $3 billion, Google says "Give us $5 billion", Yahoo says no 2008: Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion dollars 2016: Yahoo sold for $4.6 billion to verizon 560 .286 0168 2.286 14563 156 0287 WAstonks 0.12%

(Source: Telegram)

A Bad Stronk

u/king ant47 SMOKING Manitou IS MAJOR 30g CAUSE OF STRONKE 60 286 0468 2.286 14563 .156 97 NSTRONKES 0.12% 32 Z8G07 0.1204 0.234 0.1902 213 N/A

(Source: Reddit)

Now That's a Good Deal

$64 $5 shipping stinks AES.L SO AM 560 (.286 0468 2.286 156 .9% 0.12% 1.4563 $69 & Stonks free shipping Z86079 0.1204 0.1902 0234 N/A

(Source: Reddit)

(Honking Noises)

Nobody: Cars: 560 14563 156 0287 W honks 0.1204 0.234 0.1902 N/A

(Source: Reddit)

A Young Financial Wizard

Toothfairy: *hides a dollar under my pillow* 6 yr old me: *tears it in half* Now I have 2 dollars! 560 (286 0168 2.286 14563 \156 0287 WAstonks .9% 0.12% 0.1204 02 0.234 21 0.1902 N/A 0.213 0.27

(Source: Reddit)

Hello Fellow Christian Ladies

me picking up two chairs at a time to impress the girls at church stronk

(Source: Reddit)

Dek and Stonky

When an old lady is trying to sell you but you befriend an ogre and end up marrying a dragon Un 560 .9% 0.12% 048 .286 A 1.4563 2.286 156 0287 WAStonky N2 0.1204 0.234 0.1902 680 23 N/A

(Source: Reddit)

He Is Number One

(286 046 2.286 1456 156 028 PStonks 10 Most Successful People in the World AllTop 10's 40K views

(Source: Reddit)

A True Businessman

Hello kind sir Would you like to work for my business What business 560 286 A .9% O.12% 0168 2.286 14563 156 0287 uStonks Y0.1204 .234 0.1902 NA Read 7:43 PM Yes

(Source: Imgur)

The Rising Stonk Market

Interest over time Google Trends Stonks 100 75 50 25 Jun 22, 20 Feb 19, 2017 Worldwide. Past 5 years. Web Search. D.9% 0.12% (286 1.4563 2.286 156 0287 WAStonks A 0.1204 0.234 0.1902 02 .213 NA

(Source: KnowYourMeme)




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