If you're looking to sleep better, attract a 'soul tribe,' and better sexual energy, we're happy to say we have a new wellness trend for you to try out. Thanks to an Instagram influencer and healer named Metaphysical Meagan, you can acquire all of these beautiful things by simply tanning your butthole for 30 seconds per day. According to Meagan, while this practice may seem new, it's actually an ancient Taoist practice. Fortunately for our "Ascension Wayshower," she currently lives in California so if you're someone who faces snows for a few months out of the year, this practice might be a little hard for you.

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🌞Perineum Sunning🌞 For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine. • ☀️Many of you have been asking about the benefits of this practice: ⚡️30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!⚡️ Taught by ra_of_earth & @certifiedhealthnut (This is an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!) Things I’ve noticed personally In my reality since I’ve implemented this: 🌞Surges of energy almost immediately! 🌞Better Sleep 🌞Better connection to my Sexual energy & control of my Life Force⚡️ 🌞So much Creativity flowing through my life!!🧡 🌞Attracting my desires & intentions with ease. 🌞Attracting soul tribe & people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me. • ☀️I’m spending a maximum of 5 minutes in the morning doing this. @ra_of_earth teaches that 30 seconds is more than enough sunshine exposure down there! ☕️This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee & caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.☕️ 🌞This is such a simple game changing practice!! ⚡️Try it out & let me know your experience⚡️ ☀️You can do this any time the sun is out... I prefer early in the morning!☀️ #NakedInNature

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Of course Twitter came through with some delightful reactions to the story.

TIL that tanning your butthole is a thing. Time to pack up and go home for the day.

— erika (@ejschobes) November 27, 2019

 
Today became the perfect day to try it out.

Today is a perfect day for some butthole tanning

— Huge Sports (the album) fan (@achybreakyben) November 27, 2019

 
Of course, now many will have to try it out during the winter.

I was all for winter till this tanning butthole trend started 🤔

— Wyatt Brunson (@WyattBrunson) November 27, 2019

 
Some sent out well wishes to those wanting to try it.

If you are sun tanning your butthole I hope you get sunburned

— Chris P. (@Chrisp708) November 27, 2019

 
The practice now has its own designated day of the week.

Wednesday is butthole tanning day

— Normie Puppet (@NormiePuppet) November 27, 2019

 
Sounds like this will be a tough conversation.

How do I explain to my kids I have skin cancer due to tanning my butthole https://t.co/xOnuAmOPJY

— L SIMP (@LexiSimpsonn) November 26, 2019

 
That's it…that's all you have to do.

You mean to tell me the only thing that’s been stopping me from sleeping good at night is tanning my butthole for 30 seconds?! https://t.co/aG5LugKcVj

— Gomer Pile (@matthew_paul17) November 26, 2019

 
New strategies were developed.

Shoving a whole tanning bed up my butthole so it gets sunlight 24/7

— booty patrol (@TairyGreene01) November 26, 2019

 
The question of the decade!

Wait, so am I supposed to be bleaching my butthole or tanning it?I'm getting some real mixed messages today.

— Frank “Dot Matrix” Lee💎 (@full8chan) November 25, 2019

 
Some were kind enough to give warnings to their friends.

PSA: IF WE GOING TO THE BEACH TOGETHER THIS SUMMER I WILL BE DOING PERENIUM SUNNING.

— Megan Stacy Deane (@MegStaDeane) November 27, 2019

 
And even expanded on the practice.

All the cool young males age 18 to 21 are going crazy for the hip new trend: perenium piercings

— Monster's Munch (@IAMVERYCALM) November 26, 2019

 
We honestly don't think so, but can you blame us?

Perenium Sunning bro? Are the Americans ok?

— First of Her Name (@MMingina) November 27, 2019