Meme review
Man Air Fries Hot Dog For Two Hours To The Horror Of Everyone
Picture it: New Year's Day, 2021. You're hungover. You've been inside for nine and a half months. What are you going to do with your day? You look at your kitchen. You have an air fryer and a pack of hot dogs. The answer is clear:
gonna air fry a hotdog for 120 minutes and see what happens
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
Twitter user @KLobstar launched a horrifying Twitter thread on January 1st documenting his process of air-frying a hot dog at 300º for two hours. Over the course of roughly two dozen tweets, @KLobstar watched the hot dog slowly shrivel into nothingness a while his family left him (momentarily) to escape the overwhelming hot dog smell. "Wife not happy," he repeats.
my wife is not happy
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
40 minutes at 300° has elapsed, 80 minutes remain. Wife is increasingly displeased and reports the hotdog smell is “overwhelming” pic.twitter.com/lGFBdCCewD
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and I have opened the kitchen window pic.twitter.com/azjDJmUz8u
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
The thread really gets terrifying when @KLobstar begins his second hour of cooking a now-black, chode-shaped turd.
I’m gonna be honest I don’t think this bad boy is gonna last another 60 minutes without catching fireguess we’ll see pic.twitter.com/kPnG2hAvqN
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
as we pass 90 minutes I think about the mistakes I’ve made, specifically not doing this outside, where it almost surely would not smell as though someone had placed a pig into a heated car for 8-10 weeks pic.twitter.com/USHOk9of4W
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
update: my wife is still not happy
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
Finally, after two hours, the hot dog emerged, looking like the least appetizing thing mankind has ever produced. And in case you're wondering, yes, it did taste terrible.
looks like shit pic.twitter.com/2DFA9b5UQb
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
it tastes terrible, it’s not even remotely a hotdog anymore, it’s just carbon in the shape of a dick
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 1, 2021
@KLobstar reported his wife remained mad at him until the hot dog smell vanished over six hours later. And for good measure, he tried rehydrating the thing to see if it got better (it did not).
18 hours of rehydrating and somehow it looks worse pic.twitter.com/1fldjc1t4W
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) January 2, 2021
What was to be gained from all this? Some retweets, some likes, yes. A play at being Twitter's first main character of 2020, sure. Compared to other main characters of 2021 so far, Hot Dog Guy took his moment in the sun, ruined everyone's day with it, and vanished.
air fried hot dog guy did main character right, he just came in, dropped his nightmare for us all to see, and left
— poképerson patrick (@ggstoneforge) January 3, 2021
air fried hot dog stands out to me so far in that it was not actually discourse. just a harebrained scheme. a hapless goofy experiment. pure antics. annoying but it did make me laugh until i cried during a very scary brain spiral so idk i feel like that one was good
— kelsi bobelsi 🎄🕯 (@tweetsbykelsi) January 4, 2021
I laughed so hard I almost cried bc someone on Twitter air fried a hot dog for 2 hours and the last tweet in the thread just makes me laugh so much
— Sage Aquarius (@ToneNinas) January 2, 2021
But was it worth the smell? The awful taste? The strain placed on a young family? Absolutely. Post on, @KLobstar. Post on.
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