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Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways (KYM edition)

I'm your host The MonkeyWrench and let me tell you some of the rules.
1. Everyone can participate.
2. You can tell only 1 joke per post. Let another user comment before you can comment again.
3. The use of images/gifs are allowed if you post your avatar on them.
4. No religious debates or anything that might offend our fellow Users.
5. There are no winners. So don't take this thread too seriously.
Now that we got the rules out of the way let's start off with a game called "Scenes from hat". Now the purpose of thus game is to act out or say something relating to the cards I hold in my hands and you have to come up with as many jokes as you can, but remember one joke per post.

The scene you have to improvise is…
Bad excuses for being late to party/school/work.

Shitposting in Riff-Raff

Here ya go m8

(regular pic because I don't know how to edit .gif)

(this is like UK's Mock the Week 'Scenes We'd Like To See' right? Ok, I'll join in..)

Sorry I didn't come to school today, I was fighting for ethics in games journalism.
By posting on twitter all day.

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Things you'd never hear from Don's mouth

+1 deadpool

Op is a faggot.

This isn't a meme.

Gave me a giggle there m8!

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Last card.
Weird names for shampoos/conditioners.

Hair Lubricant.

Semen.

Proffesor Plankton's Mind Control Shampoo

…With Conditioner

Placenta

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Okay i guess that enough.
Uhhhh 50 points to Minty, 10 points for TheBitterBrit for trying, and non for Lurk. Don't worry the points don't really mean anything they are usually distributed after the end of every game. So don't feel bad if you didn't get any, the points are as useless as a fridge in a supermodel's home.

Now we move on to a game called "Threehouse of Horror". Now the purpose of this game is that I will give you all a scenerio worthy to be in a cheesy 80's horror movie and you will all have to write a dialouge of only three words. For example i'll write "this house is…" the other user has to follow up the dialouge by writing three words of his own like "giving me rashes" so that it sounds like "this house is giving me rashes" Remember, one post per user.
Now your scenerio is that "Sullivan and Angie, two highschoolers bunk the school dance and head for a hilltop where they can make passionate love, but little did they know a crazed psychopatic killer resides in a house on the hill".
I'll start you guys off "oh Sullivan! Your…"
Take it away fellas.

"… your vagina's
haunted!"

"…… Your to die for."

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Sorry Asura but you gotta write 3 words and continue from where the other user left off.
Actually you know what… since this isn't a perfect game i'll just change 1 rule. Instead of 3 words you guys can write 1 sentence following from where the previous user left off. So now once again we resume and who so ever posts next should pick up from where ArchiacEx left off.
Alright let's resume .buzzer sound

For those who still don't understand you got to write a story out of the given scenario using only 1 sentence and sorry if I was unable to make all this clear in the first place.

But, Angie, you've been dead for 8 years!

I was resurrected… to MURDER YOUR WAIFU!

I'm here to kill teenagers and chew bacon, and I'm all out of bacon.

And teenagers, for that matter.

Hey Hey Hey guys welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyways (KYM edition)
Sorry for the long commercial break, but because of the massive f up in the previous game our director stormed out, the camera man got married to his fiance, and I was to busy beating my feet, cause of all the bitches that came running to me during valentines day. I'm pretty sure one of them bit me in my ass. That's enough about me lets talk about yooouuu, and what you did on valentines. Just kidding I don't care about what your hand did to your weinis. Now to distribute the points of the last game.
Uhhhh… F*bleep*k it yalll get a thousand points each!
Now we move on to a new game called "It' so punny"
The objective of this game is to make puns out of the given words.
.Solar
.Electric
.Wind
.Hydro
.Avatar
Now the puns don't exactly have to be directly related to the given words for example Electric is not only restricted to electricity. It could also be "shocking, positive and negetive, charges, and what the hell are you doing to the toaster".
Now may the best user strive hardest for the points, even though they don't mean a thing. If they did then why the hell would I be giving them away like Oprah Winfrey?
You may begin punning.

I will be collecting PokéMON SOON.

Baby, you shocked me ALL NIGHT LONG!

my sex life is electrical

statically electrical.

Avatar Korra is not allowed to use Airbending in the Pro-bending arena because using Wind always leads to a Win.

Wind energy? I am a huge fan

I'm gonne POKEmon your something something, you know what I meem, hmm?
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I'd also like to thank loli for not locking this piece of shit thread yet. You get a thousand points aswell. Please stand by while I think of a new game.

Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyways (KYM edition)
Let's move on to a new game called "A,B,C,Dialouges".
Now the purpose of this game is that I will give you all a scene to reenact, and I will provide you all with a starting alphabet to go along with it. You must all create your own dialouge with the given starting alphabet and later move on to a new dialouge starting with the next alphabet. For example the starting alphabet given is the letter "A" one user must make a dialouge starting with that letter, like this "Aries! What are you doing here". The next user has to continue that dialouge, but start with the next letter of the alphabet. "B" is the next alphabet after "A" the other user has to start the next dialouge with the letter "B",like this "Banishing the heretics from this site". The next dialouge MUST consist the next letter of the alphabet, and like that we create a script from the scene.

Now the scene is Particle Mare has invited everyone to her birthday party, but little did she know that everyone is trying to flirt with her. Eventually her husbando Disturbed B comes to her aid, and has a 1v1 duel with you. Remember all posts must be in a form of a dialouge, must continue from where the other user left off, shouldn't contain more than 1 dialouge of a character, and if the real PM and DB are unable to join in, you can provide lines for them. Also remember 1 post per user. BTW if the alphabets reach "Z" you must all restart from "A" again.
Now your starting letter is… "K". Let the games begin.

Particle Mare: KYM was a mistake

Lesbians are allowed to attend Particle's party.

Make this meme a confirm and I'll give you guys a #hashtagsoup. – Don

Hey Hey guys! We're back to doing this again! Sorry about the long break but now we are finally back to Whose Line Is It Anyways. After all this time I have prepared lots of games so prepare your knickers cuz we are now gonna start with a new game called "Spooky Scary SkelePuns".
Ok now the objective of this game is to make lots and lots of bad puns regarding the worlds most well known monsters, but to keep things interesting the folowing monsters have been taken out of the list so that you can't make puns about them.
.Frankenstine
.Dracula
.Werewolf
You cannot make puns about these monsters. Okay now go crazy you wild kids.

Mummy's aren't good partners in bed. They're always shriveled up.

I don't think skeletons are terrible people, but I do have a bone to pick with them.

It sucks to be the chupacabra.