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You have gone mad with some sort of power (magic, nuclear weapons, etc.) and are about to use it to destroy the world.

Post your method of bringing about the end!

With that said, SPACE LASER TIME

Since the world is not limited on our planet, let's make it big.

DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!

Exterminatus, the only way to be sure.

Death Bomb.

Take everybody i like personally upon a gigantic spaceship in a fleet of gigantic spaceships, and then use the orbital weed rays mounted on them to give humanity one fleeting moment of pleasure as they are destroyed

I cast worldfire

I use magic to summon and awaken the Great Old Ones.

I'll glass the whole planet

In that case I'll accelerate the eventual heat death of the universe.

we can just end it all, all we must do is… F̩̜̙͕͓͕͙͒̾͆̂̊̃ͤ͋r̟͚͙̽̏̇̇ͫ͑ͮ̀e͈͓̮̥͓͔̦̟̤͌̐ͨ̅̌ͫ͛ͥ̄e̙̗̖̪̖͙̥̟ͧ͊̊ͪ͐ͭͯͤ ̣̩̠̲̣͙̠̮ͪͯ͗̓ͯḣ͉̮̥̜͇̥͓̝ͤ͋ͯ̈́i͔͉̗̙̤ͫͤͤͨ͆̍̒m̪̫͖̯̟̖̱͚̦͊…

^ Wat

The entire earth shall become a swarm of bees.

So I now have access to Life's developer console. Here we fuckin' go. The dark side's going to take over for this post, so this might get a tad…disturbing. Sorry, but I've had a bad day.

First off, god mode. I'm not dying until I've finished with my earth-shattering temper tantrum. We're starting off fairly small scale. Every Starbucks, Wal-Mart, luxury car, and cell phone all spontaneously combust. Babies explode in the most visceral manner I can imagine except for a few which I can throw by the ankles like oversized potato masher grenades. Preferably at their shitty parents that thought that constantly being bitchy towards their children was good parenting.

I then start teleporting to each member of major corporations' boards of director and proceed to kick their junk in until they die of shock. If that doesn't work for some reason, A quick super strength command, followed by a good God of War-style ripping and tearing will do the job just as well.

The area I live in gets unceremoniously glassed. Fuck this place.

By this point, military would start getting scrambled. A few fighter jets, bombers, drones, and whatever else is flying can be crunched into a Katamari and rolled over ground vehicles if need be.

And finally, all major world power leaders would get teleported to my location. All screens would broadcast the final moments as God Mode is deactivated, and I explode Majin Vegeta style, preferably vaporizing the planet.

No, I'm not angry, whatever gave you that idea?