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Man who shot an Idaho pastor did it because of "Hyper-Sexual Amphibian-Humanoids from Mars"

Last posted Mar 09, 2016 at 11:52PM EST. Added Mar 09, 2016 at 01:13PM EST
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This is worth a read

So this guy shot a Pastor in Idaho (The pastor spoke at a Ted Cruz rally the day before) because he has been harassed my martians for the past year and "needed to do something that would bring the issue to the public's attention." The pastor lived after getting shot in the back multiple times.

The story:
During his final semester of college, he started meditation to help him cope with the stress. One night while meditating, he encountered an other worldly being that gifted him with hyper-intelligence. After getting accepted into a prestigious graduate program, he dropped out because it was too easy and there were too many flaws in the science of genetics. He was then approached by two other students who were assigned by the martians the task of "turning him into the next school-shooter". It didn't work though. He then started getting harassed by martians, who kept him from sleeping, sexually stimulated him, and degraded him. He was approached by martian-controlled humans in public multiple times who psychically tortured and mentally raped him (too much stuff about this to write, just read it yourself, its amazing). Eventually he got a text from the martians on his track-phone (which they told him to buy) telling him to go to church. So he goes to church where he was harassed and mocked by aliens.

After getting tortured some more and attempting to kill himself (they forced him to live) he checked into the VA, was sent to the mental ward, and then left because nothing improved.

He then returned to the church to ask the aliens what the wanted from him, they replied that they wanted him to be their sex slave. While talking to pastor Tim Remington (the man martian who would later shoot), he saw his true form for 1 – 2 seconds. Pictured below is a drawing of it.

He continued his classes but struggled with them due to alien harassment and decided he had to do something to bring the issue to the public's attention…

He is currently in custody after being caught throwing stuff over the fence onto the white house lawn.

The rest of the manifesto consists of info on the aliens and a personal letter to President Obama.

some excerpts from the letter:

  • "It's very upsetting to hear you talk about the things they do to you. Why do you let them?"
  • "He doesn't love you, their brains don't even work that way." (Obama is in a relationship with a gay martian confirmed)
  • "I hope you stop letting them humiliate you. Why be afraid to retaliate? Kennedy wasn't."

He ended the letter with this link to a youtube video.

He describes the male aliens as: megalomaniacal, obsessed with sex,extremely aggressive, fearful and paranoid, power hungry, and obsessed with control. If this sounds familiar, thats because its the same description as "God from the bible". The martians created humans and told them they were god, thus creating the "God Myth".

He also released a list of notable Martians in congress and the Israeli government, he claimed there were too many Israelis to list all of them.
(One of my senators is on the list, my state elected a martian to the senate)

Seriously guys, read the manifesto, I couldn't fit all the good parts into this post.

Link to the 21-page Manifesto

Last edited Mar 09, 2016 at 01:24PM EST

0.9999...=1 wrote:

By any chance, did all of this come about after he found a strange pair of sunglasses?

No, but he says they have the power to make objects appear out of thin air. One time he was sitting on a couch and a dollar bill appeared in his lap, and once while he was driving a paper bag appeared in the passenger seat.

Also, if the alien looks familiar, its because its Pepe.

meme magic is real.

Last edited Mar 09, 2016 at 01:22PM EST

The strangest part of this story is that he sent his manifesto to a TV station where it was immediately published and covered by major national networks… meanwhile we're still holding out for Vester Flanagan's last words.

lisalombs wrote:

The strangest part of this story is that he sent his manifesto to a TV station where it was immediately published and covered by major national networks… meanwhile we're still holding out for Vester Flanagan's last words.

wait what? i thought he said that he was taking up the call for race war that dylan storm roof announced. i didn;t know there was more.

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic.
(Unless he's just "making this all up", in which case I don't really know what I would feel.)

Going from a graduate program to a jail cell, and having nobody believe the things you "experienced".

To be honest, I'm actually a little skeptical though. I know stuff like delusional disorder exists, but I don't know if it's possible for things to get that bad or that quickly, or how possible it is for one to even think they could have something like that.

Ugh, an honest and fair opinion about this requires too much work-- I don't feel like delving into psychology and neurology and the nature of reality today. Pass. I'm too lazy to develop an educated opinion, at least on this specific subject at this specific moment in time.

Last edited Mar 09, 2016 at 04:19PM EST

"So this guy shot a Pastor in Idaho (The pastor spoke at a Ted Cruz rally the day before) because he has been harassed my martians for the past year and “needed to do something that would bring the issue to the public’s attention.” The pastor lived after getting shot in the back multiple times."

"He is currently in custody after being caught throwing stuff over the fence onto the white house lawn."

So wait, did he get arrested for shooting the pastor or throwing stuff on the white house lawn? Were these two separate events with months apart from one another? Or did he shoot the pastor and then drive all the way to DC to throw shit on the white house lawn?

Black Graphic T wrote:

"So this guy shot a Pastor in Idaho (The pastor spoke at a Ted Cruz rally the day before) because he has been harassed my martians for the past year and “needed to do something that would bring the issue to the public’s attention.” The pastor lived after getting shot in the back multiple times."

"He is currently in custody after being caught throwing stuff over the fence onto the white house lawn."

So wait, did he get arrested for shooting the pastor or throwing stuff on the white house lawn? Were these two separate events with months apart from one another? Or did he shoot the pastor and then drive all the way to DC to throw shit on the white house lawn?

He shot the pastor and a warrant was put out for his arrest. A few days later he showed up in DC to deliver documents and a flash drive to Obama, which he threw onto the white house lawn.

Captain Blubber wrote:

i love shooter manifestos.

this one is cool because he talks about how the aliens took advantage of him sexually but whatever prudes uploaded the doc censored all the good stuff.

Have you ever read Jiverly Wong's manifesto? He was a vietnamese immigrant who never fit into American culture(largely because he spoke engrish)link
Read it in the voice of the city wok guy from south park to get the full effect

「Starscream」 said:

During his final semester of college…

Schizophrenia usually starts to present itself during your late teens to early twenties. Symptoms include:

…gifted him with hyper-intelligence.

Delusions of grandeur.

…getting harassed by martians…

Paranoia.

…he dropped out…

Asociality and avolition.

…they replied that they wanted him to be their sex slave… he saw his true form…

Auditory and visual hallucinations.

Skeletor-sm

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