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we all do things that are stupid, but later they are usually funny. please share your experience here
ill go first:
i once tried to see if i could runn faster than an automatic sliding door could open….
i could.
also,
my parents convinced me to jump out of a moving golf cart (long story, we were on Jekyl island). anyway, so, the cart was going about eight miles an hour (which is faster than it looks) and we were trying to return it. we were uncertain of exactly where the rental place was, and we did not want the cart to die on us. so, the logical thing to do was to lighten the load, however my dad did not want to stop in case it decided not to start again. thats the point at which my parents told me to jump. now, apparently there is a right way to jump out of a moving vehicle, and a wrong way to jump out of a moving vehicle. i had always been taught not to jump out of a moving vehicle period. so i turn facing the back of the cart, jump and…
WHUMP!
i fall flat to the ground and wind myself.
my dad stops the cart, lets my mom and my sister out, and contenues driving.
of course, the rental place was right around the corner.

Once, I joined this weird website that documents these strange things called internet memes…

I try to argue with bronies, but yet I do not have good arguments to go against them.

Maybe someday I'll be able to argue. (Or someday they'll all be gone.)

Oh I have one. I almost believed what you said was going to happen was going to happen. If they all disappear, I'll be the last brony standing.

Me and a friend climbed a tree. I wanted to get out the tree but he was in my way. He was scared to climb down because of his fear of heights. So I kicked him out the tree and climbed down. True story.

Me too. I'll join you. (As man and wife)

Man and wife? I don't get it.

I was joking.

In middle school, my friend got his dick stuck on a icy pole for a full ten minutes.
I had to go to the nurses office to get hot water to help him get it unstuck.

We never let him forget it.

I…
I dont know what to say about that.
Y did he stick his dick onto a pole?

I lit myself on fire to keep myself warm. Trump that, bitches.

3 days before my girlfriend and I's 3rd month anniversary, one of my friends gave me an idea. He said "You should say you're breaking up with her for an April Fools joke." I did. I sent the message and then immediately sent "April Fools! Please don't be mad!" The message didn't send. For 10 minutes.

She's still kicking my ass about that day.

I was trying to reach a college campus of an online school I was going to for a exam via public transit.

The bus route was bullshit, I took a wrong turn, and I ended up in the wrong city!

And guess what? I DID THAT TWICE!

I don't make mistakes. Mistakes are for people who don't wear Fedoras.

Once, I bought a fedora.

im sure i didnt many put dont remember them off hand…but here is one…once when i was in 8th grade it was the day of the choir concert and after the school day was over we would go straight to the place to do our concert instead of going home. We had choir uniforms. They provided the shirts for us. I went to a different school in 7th grade and they had choir shirts too but they were red. The ones in 8th grade were black. When i was getting ready for school for the next day my goofy self picked the red one instead and didnt notice…..i wore it to school to for most of 1st period…no one else seem to notice either and if they did they sure didnt say anthing. Then something made me look at all there shirts and mind….theres all black…mine…was red….i was like oh f*ck i got the wrong shirt! I had to call my parents to get my right shirt and drop it off….i was so embarresed.

I was playing with a knife telling my friend how i like the way a knife feels in my hand and that i might grow up to be a murderer. he turned around to get something i droped the knife and ran at him like i was gonna stab him and he passed out. True Story

Reminds me of two stories:

The summer before eighth grade, I was in my grandmother's garden, and I had just picked a carrot. I washed it off, but I wanted to cut the green end off. I saw a machete stuck into the ground near the facet I had just used, so I pulled it out, chopped the carrot, and then went to stick the knife back in the ground. Instead of going into the ground, it went into my hand:
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Just took that picture. I cut through the front of my hand, but I could see the bones in the back when I looked at the cut. The doctor I saw put in about 40 stitches.

Funnier story: I was in a high school math class, and the teacher had two staplers on his desk. One of them was empty. I picked up the empty stapler and said to my friend Matt, "Hey, look!" he turned around and I hit him with the stapler a couple times on the shoulder. He shouted in surprise, and then saw that it had been a joke, and started laughing. Then he picked up the other stapler, and I stopped laughing. Long story short: I had to pull three staples out of my shoulder.

This lady was giving directions to her friend on the street. I was walking towards her and noticed that she's pointing everywhere without looking. There's a shitload of people on the streets and she could've poked someone's eye like that.

I intentionally walked my face into her hand and screamed, "AAAAUUUGHHH, MY EYE!"
She freaked the fuck out. I hope she learned her lesson.

Damn. The only scar i got is falling out a tree and a branch caught my back.

Was chillin on the internet when I suddenly had to pee really bad. Everything online was really interesting at the time so I tried to hold it in. An hour later I couldn't take it anymore so I ran to the bathroom. For some reason that day I decided to wear two pairs of pants. I rushed as I unzipped the first pair then boom went the dynamite. Later I hosed myself down and threw the clothes in the dryer. This was 4 years ago.

I do a crapload of stupid things!!! Here are a couple:

I once put ice cream in the microwave thinking it was the freezer.

I went to an anime convention and was on the up escalator and saw a guy dressed as Link on the down escalator. When we passed each other I pointed and yelled out "IT'S ZELDA!!!" 5 minutes later I was all like "heywaitaminute….."

I was talking to my friend as we were walking to our next class, and I kept looking back and talking to him, and then we passed by a huge crowd of stupid people who just stand there in the hallway not doing anything. At the time we were arguing about which is better Strawberry or Grape, so I turned back and yelled "STRAWBERRY!!!" and it turned out there was a different person behind me. ._______.

I was walking out of school and was walking and talking to my friends. Walked into a support beam. D: My friends all laughed at me. D:< I told my mom this when I got home, she laughed right in my face. >:P

My dad told me that once he was on a ferry with some of his buddies, and he got up to walk around. Later, he sat back down, rolled up his magazine and smacked his friend who was sitting in front of him. Wrong guy…

You know, I heard a similar story about staplers not too long ago.
My former pre-cal teacher was telling my calc class about one time, a student was slamming a stapler against the desk, and another student put his hand down where he was stapling, and shouted "I dare ya!" and he got a staple in his hand that he had to remove.