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500 ways to leave your lover
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Jul 04, 2011 at 01:25AM EDT.
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Via Sprint.
Die.
Tell them.
You just slip out the back, Jack.
Have sex then break up.
Read her this poem:
worries
Break up before you do something big.
Derpy Hooves wrote:
Via Sprint.
My sister's boyfriend of 13 years broke up with her via e-mail. True story.