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You yourself are not an epic fail, your opinion was, but for a moment, misguided.

Sorry, MDF, but I still don't trust you.

MDF

Shit… I'm dead.
Just remember what I told you all. I was sheriff and Stoffie is Mafia.

So much for my avenge of Alex.

Don't worry Natsuru, we'll get Stoffe next round.
@SilverMonGoose

W-w-wait! I care! I care! Just lost my internet connection is all!

Really! It happens all the time out here. Outages like mad.

Alright, I know it looks bad, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. I mean, do I really look like a murderer?

Oh…right. That….

Okay, okay…but It's not like I succeeded or anything! Honestly! You want me to vote for somebody? Fine! Look, I'll vote myself, just because that's how confident I am that I am not the killer. See. And that's not a tactic, just in case you were wondering. Not a tactic. Just me, being confident in my own innocence. {shifty eye}

Alright, I change my vote back to Wheatley. Now we have a clear majority and it isn't me, which is good because I prefer being alive. So, can we find out who dies now?

Hmmm, I see the village is doing well. Ya know, killing doctors and sheriffs. What kind of village people are you!?!?

^pic related, minus the sheriff…

Wheatley is just pulling a trick.

Or maybe it's reverse psychology.

But maybe he wanted me to think that.

Was the entire time you were gone just scheming to trick us into killing the wrong person?

Then I vote everyone in this game.

BUT IF ONLY I COULD.

SO I VOTE….

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MDFication.

WAIT, NO NO! Arrrrrrhhhghhh it didn't work. Why did I think that would work?

Oh please d-don't kill me. Please don't. It's not me. I swear. I'm not a good liar--I'll admit--terrible at lying.

Look, if we should be pointing fingers at anyone, it should be Capslock! OHO! Suspecting me when I haven't done anything--mark of a true suspect! Playing it cool all the time, making me laugh, bringing my guard down. Sly, yes. Cleverly maniacal. Definitely suspicious. I'm changing my vote to 'im. Not fooling me this time, mate.

Your FIRST mistake, Wheatley, was responding.

At least from your first post we could not get a good lock on your plans.

It was vague, but littered with suspicion…. Just waiting for more proof.

Every word you give us is another fingerprint on the crime scene.

You cannot take it back now, even if you delete your post. In fact, I have it on file.

Obviously, you're trying to divert us from our true target. Taking a hit for your fellow man? Or should I say…. Mafia?

That is why I say we vote MDFication.

And, if he turns out to be innocent, Wheatley, you are the one to blame.

You cannot win with your plan, my friend.

{trembling} I couldn't very well stay quiet, could I? You're all trying to kill me!

If you go after me, you're just wasting time!

Wait.

Waaaaaait.

I see what you're doing. I see it. Clever, clever. Knowing that I'm innocent, and knowing that the mafia would want to keep a scapegoat alive to keep suspicion off their tails, the ones voting for those who aren't Wheatley are the most suspicious! Ha! Haha! I see through your ruse.

So it's either YOU, Fedora, or Silver…

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…

Oh I don't even know anymore, just don't kill me. I'm telling you, you're all wrong.

I wasn't even criticizing you, how did I pop up in all of this?

EDIT: I see how.

{defeated} No hard feelings, Silver, but based on my latest spark of logic…

But it doesn't matter anymore does it? I'm going to die whether I'm supposed to be a scapegoat or not. It was fun until everyone decided to kill me. Don't get me wrong; still fun. I just hope it doesn't hurt. It's not going to hurt, is it? The other ones went quickly according to the narrator. {hopes it's quick}

I still vote MDF. And every single last bit of your suspicious words this round are on file.

You see someone named Capslock here. Nope, no one here is named Capslock.

Capspock, sorry. I was panicked! And I've never been stellar at spelling.

Stellar….Spelling. Alright, that's on file now, keep going.

Um…ah…what about? I'm going to die…

I guess I ought to give a few last words?

I'm sorry I've lead you all astray. Never meant it. Thought we could have a bit of a laugh after our doctor died, enjoyed a four day vacation against my will from the internet, and came back to find everyone out for blood. Good times, yeah. Good times…

I've got an off switch; wonder of thing. Flick it, and I just shut right down. As good as being dead. And humane. Absolutely painless and efficient. So there's that. It'll take a great weight off your conscience, guaranteed.

And that's about it. Still prefer living; just throwing that out there.

Guys, shouldn't we be killing a sure target like Stoffie. The dead sheriff said he was mafia.
We could leave guesses for later

Fine. Stoffe.

You're safe Wheatley. For this round.

Wait, who shot the sheriff?

I don't want to make anymore crazy accusations…the least I can do before I get put down is make a vote that counts. What do you think? What are the chances? I haven't the foggiest.

Stoffie

Alright, alright. I'll jump on the bandwagon. If I've got a fighting chance I should at least honor the dead. Stoffe it is.

Yes, we should…
Alright then, I change my vote to Stoffie?.
@RF

RussianFedora, y u suspect me?

Okee, Stoffe.

Stoffe

So, can we finally find out who dies now? It's been almost 24 hours since the last one…

I'm in.

Wait Nevermind. I'm in next round.

Sorry, wrapped in schoolwork.
OK, so it's obvious that our little town decided to follow the sheriff's last dying wish and kill Stoffe. Let me get my stuff…..

And…..boom goes the dynamite
(am I doing this right?)\

And you know,

So sorry Stoffe,

I think I can rest in peace now…
I see a light! It's so beautiful!

Soooo was Stoffe really the Mafia or what?

can i haz next :3

……………..

I HAS FORGOTTEN!!!!!
Stoffe is the Mafia.

GAME RESULTS: 17 people, 0 doctors, 0 sheriff, 4 mafia, 8 villagers, 5 dead guys.

Oh and the game ends when
1. All the Mafia is dead, then the villagers win.
2. The Mafia outnumber the villagers, then the Mafia wins.

Alright, now everyone grab your miniguns and let's go on a killing spree through KYMville until all the Mafia are dead.

*kicks self in face cause he saved RF…

palmed

i just have a random feeling that wheatly is the mafia…

Wheatley sat in his cozy house. Wondering what would happen, sipping some tea. Then, the idea hit him. He could end all of this. All he needed to do was activate his nuclear power generator. He could take out anyone he wanted then. But, there's the ever important risk of meltdown. He could very possibly kill himself trying to save the world. He wasn't willing to take the risk when there were more rational ways to bring peace.
But still. Nuclear power was an interesting idea.
Wheatley chuckled to himself, and went back to his tea.

What I'd give for a cozy house right about now.

You know the radiation wouldn't kill me, but I don't even have access to a nuclear power generator. You're right though--very interesting concept.

I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm in hot water again. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you all of a couple things. Number one, still not part of the mafia. Killing me will only be a waste our time. However--number two--there's that off-switch I told you about earlier. Still works. Just in case you were still going to kill me, I thought it would count as a sort of last request.

I do believe the mafia is supposed to take someone out next? If they already have the doctor and the sheriff, they won't take me out. Guaranteed. I'm the scapegoat, so why would they? Heh…hah…hah…Hm. I'll be safe for just a little while longer then…{glance about}

I vote WHEATLEY

I vote Rei_12 because he has never posted (is he even still playing) except to say he is playing
and guys sorry I was being an idiot earlier.

Wheatly must die.

We kill him like this.

Or like this Darned Laser beams.

Er… you know its not time to vote on that yet, right? The mafia are going to kill one of us first.
Also, you're starting to look suspicious to me too…

griffster isnt even playing mdf

Я СЛИШКОМ!
ICH BIN AUCH!

Nun mir meint, wir sollten zu töten MDFication kann nicht sein, witzigen Namen.

Sowieso, können Sie nicht mich umbringen!