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Why I hate ponies

Last posted Aug 11, 2011 at 12:35AM EDT. Added Aug 10, 2011 at 10:42PM EDT
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And this isn't just the MLP bullshit, i'm talking horses in general.
When i was in 2nd grade my cousin was in the FFA. She loved animals. One day at school, I was pulled out of class by my dad. He drove me home, had me sit on the couch and told me that my cousin had died in a horse-riding accident.

Ever since that day, I've thought of horses as a symbol of death: more specifically, as the approach of death that never stops and cannot be slowed.

So think about that the next time you make an MLP thread. Because all I see is death.

Ok, so we're going to take your past experiences into account before you even tell us that, and assume that we're all inconsiderate dicks for it.

Well I just have one question.

inb4 the lock.

Kalmo wrote:

Ok, so we're going to take your past experiences into account before you even tell us that, and assume that we're all inconsiderate dicks for it.

Well I just have one question.

inb4 the lock.

That ISN'T FUNNY.

angrypwnzer wrote:

That ISN'T FUNNY.

We all have our reasons for hating something. You hating horses isn't going to make the MLP fans stop. Ok? There was no point to this thread. At all.

tumblrbot wrote:

HUMANS, HORSES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. THEY ARE ALL STUPID.

AND ALL ROBOTS ARE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES!

But all angst aside-well, not all of it, i still can't help but think "FML" every time i see a pony thread. I mean, if my little brother sees even a hint of bronydom on my screen, he's gonna think I'm gay!

Last edited Aug 10, 2011 at 10:58PM EDT

angrypwnzer wrote:

AND ALL ROBOTS ARE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES!

But all angst aside-well, not all of it, i still can't help but think "FML" every time i see a pony thread. I mean, if my little brother sees even a hint of bronydom on my screen, he's gonna think I'm gay!

I mean, if my little brother sees even a hint of bronydom on my screen, he’s gonna think I’m gay!

0/10, go back to bed everyone. It's just a troll.

Last edited Aug 10, 2011 at 11:34PM EDT

Philip J. Fry wrote:

I mean, if my little brother sees even a hint of bronydom on my screen, he’s gonna think I’m gay!

0/10, go back to bed everyone. It's just a troll.

Nuh-uh, man. I'm serious. I'm actually nervous because of that possibility

angrypwnzer wrote:

Nuh-uh, man. I'm serious. I'm actually nervous because of that possibility

Because being gay is… Bad? Is that what you're saying? (No, it's probably just not wanting to deal with the awkward conversation that might follow, the continuing inquiries and attempts to monitor you and so on. Unless that really is what you're saying, in which case, please attempt a re evaluation)

I recognize that you, perhaps, do, in fact, harbor certain feelings towards horses because of a event in your past. However, if this really is the case, perhaps you should try to overcome this instead of allowing it to affect you in such a way. I mean, really, it's not good to have things affect you in such a way.

angrypwnzer wrote:

And this isn't just the MLP bullshit, i'm talking horses in general.
When i was in 2nd grade my cousin was in the FFA. She loved animals. One day at school, I was pulled out of class by my dad. He drove me home, had me sit on the couch and told me that my cousin had died in a horse-riding accident.

Ever since that day, I've thought of horses as a symbol of death: more specifically, as the approach of death that never stops and cannot be slowed.

So think about that the next time you make an MLP thread. Because all I see is death.

Your cousin isn't going to want you to hate horses and everyone who likes them over this.

Don't throw a fit over us liking ponies.

Piano wrote:

As a horse owner, I am offended.

No no, I'm just kidding DTK. That's a very sad story, and I'm sorry for your loss. I do in fact, own a horse though. It's perfectly understandable about your association with horses and death, and I don't think anyone should be criticizing you for it. But, I must ask, does the word "Horse" Really pop into your head whenever you look at an MLP pony? They look nothing like horses.

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