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Are you happy Adam? Now you're no longer the self proclaimed bad ass of KYM because now I'VE revealed myself. So maybe now you can stop gloating that you're the only one that has ever done it.

I fucking approve this thread.
Srsly Adam, grow up.

When you make these BS posts, I can't help but think "Look at all the room you just wasted!"

I love making people not feel special anymore!

Edit: Although honestly I find pictures of myself boring, so I'll probably change it back within the week.

THIS SUDDEN REVELATION OF YOUR DISGUSTING BILOGICAL FACES AND INFORMATION REALLY TOUCHES MY MOTHERBOARD.

…..waiting for Adam…

Do I win?

Hello Captain.

Kalmo and Cpt Badass look exactly how I imagined them. 0_0

Hm, yeah well…

I wouldn't blame you for shamelessly putting up your real name. Payne is a terrific last name.

I'm going to continue following the majority though attempts to remain completely anonymous these days are fruitless. KYM is already aware of my facebook profile. Still, being Wheatley is fun while it lasts.

Edit: If I posted my real face, you'll shit bricks.

@ Mister J: hi
@ Natsuru: Really? Interesting.

Edit: You can also see the laptop I'm using right now (except that's not actually my laptop it's one that's the exact same model).

Lol hey guise.

My true name cannot be beheld by the feeble human mind without reducing them to gibbering madness.

But I have an awesome jacket. It conceals my tentacles quite nicely.

You look nice, Kalmo.

Hey guys what's going on in this thre-

Oh.

Yeah sure, why not?

PimpAbra is sexy.

Well, I know your first name.

Also, at everyone else, I'll take a picture when I have a camera.

0.0 You all look nice!

That IS a really sweet jacket.

I am Kilroy Del Ragnarok IV. And here is my latest portrait.

Ladies and homosexuals please contain your orgasms.

People reveal themselves in the internet now?
Wow,Internet is safe at last!

I'm OK with faces. But NOT OK with saying it in EVERY SINGLE THREAD, Adam.

With these picture of faces, I can totally determine their exact location, facebook profiles, and all other valuable information. I will then proceed to sell it to the Russians (I seriously do have contacts) and make oodles of money at the expense of your creditors.

[/sarcasm]

Do you walk out of the house with a paper bag over your head?
Displaying your face to the internet is no different from displaying your face in a croud at the local convenience store. No difference at all. Its just a face.

Making reference to our Skype session? I approve!

NO, NO, YOU SEE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED.
WHY DO YOU HUMANS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS VERY SIMPLE CONCEPT?

By the way, your money's being shipped 2-day express.

Suddenly, I'm caving. Here's a picture of the real me. Beware, for my great and terrible secret shall now be revealed.

I am not in space. I am being held prisoner by a giant human female.

Now that was funny.

The futures so bright I have to wear shades.

WHAT. YOU ARE HUMAN.
YOU LYING PIECE OF MEAT.

People, please. Leave at least a subtle hint in your name as to what user you were before this.

Seriously.

What? Noooo. That's not me. I told you, I'm being held prisoner. I got caught in what Space Core calls a 'wormhole' and I ended up on a planet not entirely unlike Earth, only everything is abnormally large. A human picked me up and found me interesting enough to jam a stick into my head and wear me like a prize.

I've just been too embarrassed to admit it. And I really don't want to talk about what ended up happening to Space Core…

>Implying you're not a piece of meat.

I guess I'll cave,too. No, i'm not the son of a Grim Reaper or Neil Patrick Harris:

(Sorry for the glare of the light and the aquashed pic)

Disapproval.

SOON.

>Started as an Adam Bashing thread
>turned into a dump pictures of yourelves thread

Kalmo looks… Almost exactly as I expected him to, actually.

Aw, man, I just posted a real pic of myself yesterday; do I have to do it again? Well, I'm going to use one of the ones I already uploaded, and I'm not making it my avatar.

[photo:111551]

(Edit: Wow, I look terrible in that picture, I should find a better one…)

Here's one of me from 1994:

[photo:87608]

Also, there's a great picture of me from 1990 on Facebook with a condom over my head, but that one's not going public. The handful of you who are FB friends of mine can look it up yourselves.

Why am I always so fashionably late to these things?
Well I jumped on the bandwagon.

There are more males on this site than I guessed there would be. As a core being held against my will by a female, I realize I'm part of the minority here…

ALL ARE USELESS BIOLOGICAL MEATBALLS TO ME.

I like your eyes.

Me in a nutshell.

Hey, Brucker, you look like a girl with facial hair shopped on. That's pretty awesome.

That picture of you from 1994 looks like Jonathan Coulton without glasses.

For people who are crying because they can't live without looking at Kalmo, here is it.

Incoming pointless pervy Frenchman comment ON:

DAT CLEAVAGE

Incoming pointless pervy Frenchman comment OFF

For those of you who missed this thread last night, here's the picture of me:

And my first name is Andrew.
Changed my avatar and name back today, cuz yesterday was just making a statement.

@Katie:
I had long hair for about 15 years, and occasionally, I would grow a beard to keep people from mistaking me for a woman. However, nothing keeps stupid people from saying, "Dude, what are you, a faggot?" To which I would usually reply, "You really need to work on your pickup lines, sweetheart…" and blow them a kiss.

@Adam:
I didn't know who Jonathan Coulton was until I Googled him just now; I suppose there is some resemblance. I do wear glasses, I don't know why I'm not wearing them in either of those pictures. With my glasses and long hair, people used to always say I looked like Penn Jillette: