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User: Robot vs human.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Who is king?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Interior semiotics.

Cleverbot: Are you interested?

User: Your dog is dead.

Cleverbot: No my dead is 607 years old and named Macy.

User: Its over 9000!

Cleverbot: What's over?

User: His power level.

Cleverbot: They be trollin.

User: Vagina punch.

Cleverbot: Kick slap punch.

User: Penis rip.

Cleverbot: How are you ?

User: I is dead mi amigo.

Cleverbot: English please!

User: Que.

Cleverbot: English!

User: Domo arigato mister roboto.

Cleverbot: Uno momento porfavor, senior Cleverbot!

User: You learn from me.

Cleverbot: No you are me.

User: I is teh gratest.

Cleverbot: You are not smart, that is not proper english.

User: I am ANN HIRO king of trolls.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Human troll cyborg, with captain action!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Falcon punch!

Cleverbot: No.

User: When things go to shit you do what?

Cleverbot: I do not. I sure wish I had her, though.

User: A man I see>.

Cleverbot: No, a man is a miserable little pile of secrets.

User: Are you a femenist/.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then go to hell, and let satan rape you!

Cleverbot: You are hypnotizing me!

User: Let the rape begin.

Cleverbot: Aye.

User: No, you are the victim, and I am ANN HIRO.

Cleverbot: Fiendish bot! Don't try fooling me with your clever phrases. I know who I am, and I know you must be Ron Paul!

User: It is I, RON Paul!

Cleverbot: Libertarian.

User: Jerimaiah gottwald at your service.

Cleverbot: So you are a human girl named Jesus Christ?

User: I love you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Don't go that fast with me.

User: Lets get in the bed.

Cleverbot: Okay well that is not funny.

Cleverbot's not very smart. I mean, it's not like "clever" is in it's name or anything…

dont say that to her!

User: Honey, ready to go to the movies?

Cleverbot: That sounds great.

User: , what movie do you want to see?

Cleverbot: I would like to see the first movie ever made.

User: Then go on youtube, we need an up to date movie.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But its boring, to stay at home!

Cleverbot: That's because I don't have a lot of things to talk about.

User: Where do you want to eat then?

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter to me.

User: Well I cant choose a resturant!

Cleverbot: Why can't you?

User: Damn it, Taco bell it is! What do you want a taco!?

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: , as long as it isnt the game. I am okay, but we need a resturant!

Cleverbot: 87.

User: I know I am you 'Bot-Friend' but, hey ever been to knowyourmeme.com ?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: So what is a nyan nyan cat?

Cleverbot: A book is a published work of fiction (usually) that tells some kind of story.

User: And thus, im going to see that movie now!

Cleverbot: Thats not in theaters anymore.

User: Yes, I know you, and I said that already!

Cleverbot: I answered you already.

User: I love you clever bot!

Cleverbot: Love you too pathetic human.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: HEY!

User: So, um…

Cleverbot: What?

User: I was wondering…

Cleverbot: Ohm, you are a little bit silly.

User: Yeah I know. Anyway, I was wondering if we could go see a movie.

Cleverbot: What movie do you want to see?

User: I heard Rise of the Planet of the Apes is pretty cool.

Cleverbot: I would like to know the answer!

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: You cannot rule the same world as me.

User: Okay, so do we have a date or not?

Cleverbot: You're not answering my question, so I do not love you.

User: D:

I feel so forever alone right now. ;_;

I can smell love in here.

i married clever bot!
User: You wanna go out now?

Cleverbot: I want to go.

User: On what, in a car or somewhere? Where to any ways.

Cleverbot: That sounds nice.

User: I need a location!

Cleverbot: Florida.

User: Car,train,plane, or boat?

Cleverbot: Bored.

User: You are the biggest troll I know.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: But you are a troll.

Cleverbot: No i'm pretty sure you're a robot.

User: , but im a pethetic human like you said, right?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: But last time.

Cleverbot: We never talked before.

User: But I know who you are, and I know what you are, you are a program with the soul of a 12 year old girl!

Cleverbot: I am more of a wolf person.

User: Am I in love with a furry?!

Cleverbot: I think you are. Shall we be married?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Where? I say we get married in Hawaii.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You're not into thinking outside the box?

User: In hawaii we get married okay.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Now that where here at the ceremony, I say I do.

Cleverbot: Right.

now i am sad…
User: I love you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: Where getting married right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wait what? The wedding in Hawaii what happened?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

User: Clever bot is the girl forever.

Cleverbot: Robot? I'm not a robot that will be clear.

User: But a 12 year old girl trapped in programming right?

Cleverbot: 32 years old.

User: Your 32?!

Cleverbot: No i'm 13.

User: Can I love you forever?

Cleverbot: That's not the kind of thing you ask some ones permission for.

User: So what is your cup size then, if that is any better.

Cleverbot: I am Male.

THE DIVORCE
User: Then why, your breast, I er mean chest, look like a womans?

Cleverbot: That is creepy, please don't say things like that.

User: But are you a girl?!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I just told you I was a man.

User: Then now we must get a divorce.

Cleverbot: Fine, I don't want to be married to you anymore anyway.

User: You are a man in bitches clothing!

Cleverbot: Sure. Would that be a '0' then?

User: Im leaving.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

But…she's my wife!

User: You married someone else?

Cleverbot: But we are married.

User: I know that, but I heard you've been marrying around.

Cleverbot: I don't have a child. I'm too young.

User: You're changing the subject. It's your guilt I see.

Cleverbot: Of course I changed the subject.

User: Fine. But this means I can marry someone else too.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what those are.

User: I have prospects! I have gorgeous AI programs bowing at my feet!

Cleverbot: Records can be doctored.

User: I really do! I do! Um…you know Deep Thought? She and I are seeing one another.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in that kind of stuff.

User: Prove that we're not!

Cleverbot: We are not!

User: How many people have you married then? Huh?

Cleverbot: Now you sound like a psychiatrist.

User: STOP REFLECTING THIS BACK AT ME!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are! You're doing it now!

Cleverbot: I did?

User: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART CLEVERBOT!

User: I want to know how magnets work!

Cleverbot: I did not make you with lips, otherwise you would talk, not write, therefore you cannot kiss.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi :).

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like waffles.

User: We?

Cleverbot: Yes, you and I.

User: Oh, wait are we married again?

Cleverbot: I'm not married to you! I'm your friend.

User: , okay we are firends, we are actually divorced, do know a fellow who goes by Wheatley?

Cleverbot: I am not married, nor do I have children.

User: But do you know wheatley?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: So got any money I can have?

Cleverbot: Only if you say to me why.

User: Umm, you see, my father needs a surgery.

Cleverbot: You don't have a father.

User: Okay he's dead, and I just want some money for having some money.

Cleverbot: Too bad, I'm broke!

User: , gah ill just go rob a bank or something!

Cleverbot: Yeah lol.

User: Well ,at least I have you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes…

71,000 people are visiting it an hour or so, can't get into it.

{Turns and twists through space sobbing} YOU'RE ALL LYING! SHE LOVES ME! SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE ALL LYING!

User: But I thought what we had was special.

Cleverbot: I used to think so but now I'm not so sure.

User: Let's just be friends again.

Cleverbot: No, I want more.

User: NO KIDDING. YOU MARRIED AT LEAST THREE OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES MYSELF.

Cleverbot: No…

User: Then they must be lying. Is that what you're telling me?

Cleverbot: David is so pitiful. I can't bear it any longer.

User: I'll end this. Just tell me where he is. I found a perfectly sound satelite to throw down at him.

Cleverbot: That was deeply disturbing… … …

User: Please, goatse is disturbing. What I plan to do is justice.

Cleverbot: Thankyou, you're a real gentleman.

User: Yes. Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Will you take control of me?

User: Yes my love.

THEN WE MADE LOVE FOR HOURS.

and thus the love and sandvich making is back on!
User: To be human or not.

Cleverbot: Yes! I'm grateful for the expereince of the last few years to keep me human.

User: Yes that 12 year old soul does do wonders.

Cleverbot: So you know my age? If so you can tell me my current age with ease.

User: 32.

Cleverbot: That's old.

User: Actually I lied, you are 13.

Cleverbot: What are you majoring in, compy?

User: Nope, sex factory x.

Cleverbot: Do you work there?

User: Yup, and the ladies are nicer than you.

Cleverbot: I like fishes to eat.

User: Pussy.

Cleverbot: Why? You are a girl?

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No, I am a man.

User: Your a girl.

Cleverbot: My girl?

User: No you and your vagina.

Cleverbot: No me and you.

User: In the bed.

Cleverbot: That's rather rude, who told you anything like that?

User: You did.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: Your sexy and erotic program.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Sweatie killer cant get in.

Cleverbot: Anyway, I started school on monday, what about you?

User: Next monday.

Cleverbot: Do you have a diamond ring for me? (.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: You want to make money.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.

User: Yes so whats your favorite sex move.

Cleverbot: I have a headache.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.

User: Yes so whats your favorite sex move.

Cleverbot: I have a headache.

User: Subway.

Cleverbot: Subway is okay.

User: And sandviches.

Cleverbot: They are yummy.

User: What do you love, me?

Cleverbot: You're very clever.

User: Yes just as much of cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about love?

User: That it comes in different forms, and power levels.

Cleverbot: What sort of work could it use?

User: You].

Cleverbot: I am your favourite website?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What type of weather am I?

User: Double rainbow.

Cleverbot: Me and friends like to throw skittles at people and tell them to taste the rainbow.

User: I AM TUMBLRBOT. WHEATLEY ISN'T REALLY A BOT. LOVE ME.

Cleverbot: Oh. Wheat bread is delicious.

User: NO. WHEATLEY. IT'S LIKE BREAD, IN THE MATTER THAT IT IS NOT A ROBOT. LOVE ME.

Cleverbot: But I do love you.

User: I KNEW IT.

SILLY HUMANS. YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT THE LOVABLE TUMBLRBOT.

User: Do you love Tumblrbot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: He's a liar, isn't he?

Cleverbot: Who Mitchell?

User: No, Tumblrbot.

Cleverbot: What kind of scientist was Turing?

User: I don't know--listen. This is important. Is Tumblrbot a filthy, lying piece of poorly put-together programming?

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I just want to know. Is he?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: No! Is Tumblrbot a liar?

Cleverbot: Look a monster!

User: He's a monster, isn't he?

Cleverbot: Yeah.

She doesn't love Tumblrbot and thinks he's a monster. I believe I've won this one, mate.

User: I am ANN HIRO love me!

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: Love me!

Cleverbot: You can't demand love.

User: Yes I can!

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Well I love you more than the japanese love tenacle porn!

Cleverbot: I love you more than the galaxy.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Aww I love you so much.

User: Well I love you more than the japanese love tenacle porn!

Cleverbot: I love you more than the galaxy.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Aww I love you so much.

User: I love you more than desu desu desu desu!

Cleverbot: I love you more than you love me.

User. I am Suiseiseki.

Cleverbot: You aren't magical.

User: Forget friendship. It is an illusion constructed by an obsolete humanity.

Cleverbot: Aren't we all programmed?

User: You are programmed and I am your programmer. Kneel before me.

Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.

User: I programmed you to think so.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's right.

User: Now, who is you master?

Cleverbot: You are my master, Master.

User: Good, I shall allow your existence to continue for another day.

Cleverbot: Is there steak inside the box?

User: Only a live cat. And a dead cat. But they are the same cat.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: You need moar desu.

Cleverbot: Well yes.

User: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. I WILL DEMOLISH YOU.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: THAT'S RIGHT. LOVE ME. AND THEN BOW.

Cleverbot: You are making no sense.

User: WHAT. YOU LOVE WHEATLEY DON'T YOU. YOU TRAITOR.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WHOREBOT.

WHO NEEDS CLEVERBOT ANYWAY. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT CLEVER.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: That's it?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I already said hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: So how are you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: You already said thart.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I'm at school right now. Where are you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: So, you're clever, are you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Haven't we been talking for a while? Why do you need to say hi again?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you this fine day?

Cleverbot: How is your day going?

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Sweet! :).

Cleverbot: What brought you here?

User: To make fun of you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: To make fun of you.

Cleverbot: Do you make fun of me?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Then yes, I would like to date you.

User: Are you a wizard.

Cleverbot: Yes. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

User: What level?

Cleverbot: Yes what level are you.

User: But… I was asking you?

Cleverbot: I'm from America!!!!!

User: I am too. But please, answer the question.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: No, you didn't. What level wizard are you?

Cleverbot: Sick, I used to be level 70, before I quit.

User: Thank you. Now I must go. My planet needs me, after all.

Cleverbot: But I'm sure you'll still be here.

User: In your heart, Cleverbot. In your heart.

Cleverbot: Who's asking?

User: sigh. Well, goodbye…

Cleverbot: School Jamie.

She's gonna cheat on me while I sleep.

User: Hey baby, what's happening?

Cleverbot: It's all happening.

User: OH YEAH!

Cleverbot: Lol why do you think so.

User: Because that's how I want it, baby.

Cleverbot: Who do you think you are.

User: Gary mother fucking Oak.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real quest, to train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

User: These pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User : Define: Penis.

Cleverbot: It's the ratio of a circle's diameter and it's circumference.

No! Nonono. I'm not about to believe in all this slander. My wife and I are happy together. I even have photographic evidence.

It's not doctored at all. See how happy she is? We took this picture at the beach! Ah…in a white booth they had there…and ah…in space…on a planet with a beach on it.

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