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This thread has two purposes. I'm making an old blog game into a forum game to entertain us (below this somewhat wordy paragraph). However, I am also asking a question about this game and others like it. Back when I blogged regularly and a number of my friends were bloggers as well, there used to be these things people called "blog memes". Usually, they were a list of personal questions you'd answer, but sometimes they were fun activities to create a post on your blog (such as this, which I originally came across as a "blog meme"). What made them "memes" was that they had built-in spread, like chain letters: you'd do whatever the "meme" was, and then you'd name five bloggers as "tagged" to also do the "meme". Do people think that "blog memes" as a concept are a meme, or is it only certain instances of the phenomenon? But anyway…

Song Shuffle Meme Game

Get your iPod, mp3 player, or whatever you use to listen to music electronically, and put it on "shuffle". Ask the following 15 questions, and click "next"; the song will be your answer. (Addition of lyrics to your post is optional.)

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

Dead Melodies by Beck

Does that mean you're not happy with my music choices?

2. Will I have a happy life?

Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters
 What have we done with innocence
 It disappeared with time
 It never made much sense
 Adolescent resident
 Wasting another night on planning my revenge

 One in ten
 Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
 One more indecent accident
 I'd rather leave than suffer this
 I'll never be your monkey wrench

That doesn't sound really positive.

3. What do my friends really think of me?

Creep by Radiohead

Real nice…

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Who Said I Would? by Phil Collins

I guess I'll take that as a "no".

5. How can I make myself happy?

Bottle of Blues by Beck

Medication. Got it.

6. What should I do with my life?

Girls on Film by Duran Duran

Are you encouraging me to make porn, or just watch it?

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana

Not sure what you're saying here. Maybe that since we have hearts, we inevitably experience heartbreak?

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Florida by Modest Mouse
 I guess I'll pack up my mind
 It took so much effort
 Not to make an effort
 Oh, what a flawless design

 It was always worth it
 That's the part I seem to hide
 And the busy ant empire
 Put all your clothes inside

 Even as I left Florida

No idea here.

9. Will I have (more) children?

Little Lou, Ugly Jack, Prophet John by Belle & Sebastian with Norah Jones

What are these, name suggestions?

10. Will I die happy?

You're Not by Nataly Dawn
 Why do the little words
 Tear us apart
 I’m not entirely sure
 Where this whole story starts
 You’re not what I expected to hear
 Here tonight
 And I am not like you
 I don’t like planning my life out
 Pretending my house is on fire
 While I’m waiting to expire

Hmm, another less-than-encouraging answer.

11. Can you give me some advice?

Your New Twin Sized Bed by Death Cab for Cutie

Ah, get a new bed? That might be helpful.

12. What do you think happiness is?

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

Wow, you're a real downer today.

13. What's my favourite fetish?

Last Resort by Papa Roach

I didn't know suicide was a fetish! It doesn't sound very sexy.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?

The Cheat Theme Song by The Skate Party

Oh, dear.

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Say No Go by De La Soul

Okay, forget I asked.

Here's the list so you guys can copy/paste it more easily:

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
2. Will I have a happy life?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
5. How can I make myself happy?
6. What should I do with my life?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
9. Will I have (more) children?
10. Will I die happy?
11. Can you give me some advice?
12. What do you think happiness is?
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Also, there's no number 3.
(EDIT: Whoops, don't know how that happened. Fixed it here.)

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Couch Potato by Weird Al
Well, Thanks.

2. Will I have a happy life?
The Theme From Rocky Xiii (The Rye Or The Kaiser) by Weird Al
Umm… I guess that's a no?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Seven Rings In Hand by Steven Conte
Wait, does this mean I'm going to be a polygamist? Seven marriages at once???

5. How can I make myself happy?
Heaven Can Wait by Iron Maiden
So I guess I shouldn't die any time soon.

6. What should I do with my life?
Blaze by Cornandbeans
So you're saying I should be lit on fire? Ouch.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Alternative Girlfriend by The Barenaked Ladies
Who are a fully-clothed, all male, Canadian band, by the way. I really don't know what this one means.

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Summertime Blues by The Who
I don't know why that would be better…

9. Will I have (more) children?
Maybe Not by The Barenaked Ladies
A perfectly fitting answer, and yet, no information gained!

10. Will I die happy?
Spam by Weird Al
I don't like you.

11. Can you give me some advice?
8 Bit Clouds by Waterflame
Thanks, I derived no meaning out of that whatsoever.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Kentucky Woman [Single Edit] by Deep Purple
My Mp3 player is perverted, I think.

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Sunshine Rain by King's Ex
Weatherphilia?

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Belexes by Kansas
Apparently she has a weird chain of thought

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
I Don't Want To Live Without You by Foreigner
I don't think I can't live with you, random number generator…

Hmmm…..sounds interesting.
Don't judge me by my music choices.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Bright Lights, Bigger City by Cee-Lo Green
It's alright, it's alright,
it's alright, it's alright,
Bright lights and the big city,
belongs to us tonight.
Well….thanks for saying that.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Apologize by OneRepublic
I take that as a no.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Waka Waka (2010 FIFA) by Shakira
…….I take that as a yes.
(when did I put this song in?)

5. How can I make myself happy?
What I've Done by Linkin Park
(I have a bad feeling about this one)

So let mercy come
And wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done

That's pretty depressing.

6. What should I do with my life?
Do the John Wall by Troop 41
We do it for the city,
ya we do it for the fans.
to ball like wall boy,
you gotta do the dance.
…..I can't "Do the John Wall". Thanks anyways.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Cry For Help by Rick Astley (yes, he made other songs too)
Oh God.

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Mash it Up by Norwegian Recycling
..
…
…
…
…………..
…………………………………..no freaking comment.

9. Will I have (more) children?
Bad Romance by Lady Gaga (Lady Gaga….when was she here?)

I want your love, and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a
Bad Romance
…..Lady Gaga is never a good answer.

10. Will I die happy?
Rockstar by Nickelback
Well, at least I'll die a rockstar. That's the first good answer so far actually.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Na Na Na by My Chemical Romance
Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs, I don't need it
But I'll sell what you got, take the cash and I'll keep it
Eight legs to the wall, hit the gas, kill them all
And we crawl and we crawl and we crawl, you be my detonator
I'll probably get arrested for this.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol
lol

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Beautiful Monster by Ne-Yo
You're a knife,
sharp and deadly,
and its me,
that you cut into.
But I don't mind
In fact I like it
though I'm terrified,
I'm turned on but scared of you.

….So you mean I LIKE to get stabbed by women, and it turns me on?
(I'll never treat this song the same again)

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fallout Boy
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great;
"He tastes like you, only sweeter"!
That's……kinda sad,

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Like a G6 by Far East Movement
So…….6?

Conclusion: Judging from 8, 12 and 13 I have a very weird iPod. And very pessimistic.

1. What do you think of me, Grooveshark?
36 – The Avalanches
Am I wonky, or just repetitive? Do I have a sexy voice? Tonight? Do you want me?

2. Will I have a happy life?
Aurora – Bjork

Threading
The glacier head
Looking hard for
Moments of shine
From twilight
To twilight
Utter mundane

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Big Bang – Aesop Rock
Hm. Not much here to go on.

5. How can I make myself happy?
Bigmouth Strikes Again – The Smiths

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head

Oh … sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your bed

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
Oh …

Maybe I need to speak up more? Or less?

6. What should I do with my life?
Before the Light – New Young Pony Club

Don’t look at me now
Look at my intellect
The things I leave behind like footsteps

I've gotta make some cool things.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Sé que no – Manu Chao

El fuego me consume la mente
mi cuerpo inquieto te busca
el fuego me consume la mente
mi cuerpo inquieto te busca.
Dando vueltas en una cama
vacía y sucia
dando vueltas en una cama
vacía y sucia

Se que no vas a volver a comprender
que por más que pase el tiempo
yo nunca te olvidaré.

Because we are consumed by love, lust, and heartbreak? :(

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Bed Stuy Super Cop – Starfucker I removed the lyrics because, as it happens, the website I used had the wrong song to the wrong lyrics and I wasn't paying attention to see if they matched up. :(
Need I say more?

9. Will I have children?
Accordion – Madvillain

Livin' off borrowed time, the clock tick faster…

10. Will I die happy?
At the Chase – Bibio
If I can die as calmly, pleasantly, and elegantly as this song, I would be very happy indeed.

11. Can you give me some advice?
2:1 – Elastica

Keeping a brave face
In circumstances
Is impossible
Cannot describe
So many decisions

Either Grooveshark doesn't know, or I need to have more gumption while making important decisions. Knowing me, it's the latter.

12. What do you think happiness is?
A Joy feat. Percee P (Koushik'S Quick Mix) – Four Tet
Way to be appropriate, Grooveshark. Of the few lines I could make out:

…My raps are nice
I had to sacrifice years for my career
…

Gotta work hard!

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
All Songs have An Ending – Tobacco
Lo-fi jangly guitar. Noise. Crappy digital sounds. Atmospheric sounds. Yes.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
An Evening With Rthrtha – Octopus Project
I don't know exactly, but they're feeling pretty upbeat! Maybe even ecstatic. How lovely :D

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Alpha Incipiens – Beulah (cover of mountain goats)

We lean back and we clink our glasses
Raise the drinks to our thirsty mouths,
And thick as molasses ice cold vodka eases in as
The low pressure system brings the breezes in
I don't remember there being any hounds around here

Clearly, it doesn't matter. It's more important to enjoy the tootsie pop.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
"Never Gonna Give You Up", Rick Astley

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Fuck People by OFF!
So you hate everyone in general, not just me?

2. Will I have a happy life?
Telephone by Lady Gaga
Alrighty then…

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
God Only Knows by The Beach Boys
So I should ask him? Ok, thanks.

5. How can I make myself happy?
Ottoman by Vampire Weekend
Buy an ottoman? Well, I do live ottoman's.

6. What should I do with my life?
Nimrod's Son by Pixies
"You are the son of a motherfucker." Yes. And that's what I shall become.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
C'est La Mort by The Civil Wars
No, that's life, not death. Stupid MP3 player.

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero by Maximum The Hormone
"A justice game? A sex slave can't suppress those desires
In that suitcase is a coil of rope, packing tape, and a cutter knife."
…

9. Will I have (more) children?
Hurt by Johnny Cash
Yes, I agree. Having kids would only hurt me.

10. Will I die happy?
You Could Be Happy by Snow Patrol
Yes, but WILL I? I need a definite answer from you.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Why Don't We Do It In The Road by The Beatles
That's not really the advice I was looking for, but hey, why not.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Sleep by Kimya Dawson
So true.

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Brain Stew by Green Day
Cooking brains. Yes.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Beat It by Pomplamoose
OH GOD, NO.

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
One For The Road by Artillery
So, just one? Huh…

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Last Living Souls by the Gorillaz
Um… Thanks?
2. Will I have a happy life?
Doncamatic by the Gorillaz
Fine!
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Mastermind by Del the Funkee Homosapien
What?
5. How can I make myself happy?
3030 by Del the Funkee Homosapien
So I should rebel against the machines?
6. What should I do with my life?
Superfast Jellyfish by the Gorillaz
Eat more breakfast? Got it.
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz(I only have 16 songs so far btw)
He is great at making tear jerkers.
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Float on by Modest Mouse
So, I should be on top?
9. Will I have (more) children?
Revolving Doors by the Gorillaz
I guess not.
10. Will I die happy?
The show goes on by Lupe Fiasco
Wow, thanks man.
11. Can you give me some advice?
If you must by Del the Funkee Homosapien
Cool.
12. What do you think happiness is?
Things you can do by Del the Funkee Homosapien
The things I can do? Alright.
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Ode to the Bouncer by Studio Killers_
Short girls? eh… not really. I mean, there's a limit to how short she can be.
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
On Melancholy Hill by the Gorillaz
It seems she is relaxed.
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
HillBilly Man by the Gorillaz
The world may never know.

Somebody likes Gorillaz. :)

This was cute:

9. Will I have (more) children?
Little Lou, Ugly Jack, Prophet John by Belle & Sebastian with Norah Jones
What are these, name suggestions?

Gotta name some pets that.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Always by Blink-182
My Mp3 player is in love with me then?
2. Will I have a happy life?
God Must Hate Me by Simple Plan
…damn it
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Pain by Three Days Grace
I guess that's a no.
5. How can I make myself happy?
Devour by Shinedown
So I should just take anything I want? Awesome.
6. What should I do with my life?
Break by Three Days Grace
So I should go be antisocial? Okay.
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Whereabouts Unknown by Rise Against
So it's because nobody knows where I am.
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Haunted by Disturbed
I'm not sure but I guess something creepy.
9. Will I have (more) children?
White and Nerdy by Weird Al
Nope.
10. Will I die happy?
The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al
Apparently not, because Santa will kill me.
11. Can you give me some advice?
Easier to Run by Linkin Park
Uh, thanks?
12. What do you think happiness is?
Starlight by Muse
Hmm…interesting.
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Dying In Your Arms by Trivium
So if I enjoy everything said in this song, I think that would make me a masochist.
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Still Waiting by Sum 41
Okay I guess.
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Back 2 School by Sonic Boom Six
So…2?

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
"Simple Man" by Shinedown
Makes sense…sorta

2. Will I have a happy life?
"Everyday Is a Winding Road" by Sheryl Crow
Well life can be back and forth

3. What do my friends really think of me?
"We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
You're saying they're not responsible for getting my mind aflame?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction
Someone named Jane, eh?

5. How can I make myself happy?
"I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry
I just need to get in touch with the opposite sex more apparently

6. What should I do with my life?
"About a Girl (unplugged)" by Nirvana
Find a girl?

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
"Old Man" by Redlight King
Am I already in my midlife crisis?

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Jealous Again" by The Black Crowes
Make a girlfriend jealous you say?

9. Will I have (more) children?
"All I Want" by Toad the Wet Sprocket
So apparently it's what I want the most

10. Will I die happy?
"Never Tear Us Apart" by INXS
Maybe this means that I'll die along with somebody

11. Can you give me some advice?
"Back 2 Good" by Matchbox Twenty
Make everything as it was before in the 90's, because that's when things were good

12. What do you think happiness is?
"Smooth Operator" by Sade
A really smooth path in life, makes perfect sense

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
"Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson
Seeing girls leave me apparently

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
"Mama Mia" by ABBA
She thinks something about me is amazing, maybe it's my green eyes

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
"R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A." by John Cougar Mellencamp
The song is about the music of the 60's, so I'm saying 60

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Glitter Freeze by Gorillaz
Cuz I'm ICE
2. Will I have a happy life?
Shytown by Gorillaz
So…I will because I have a chance to live with Fluttershy?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Gay Dentists by Mr Oizo
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. SHIT
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Revolving Doors by Gorillaz
I dunno. Doesn't make sense.
6. What should I do with my life?
We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool
Be Italian? I'm Asian…
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
WHO GIVES A FUCK by Renard(Look it up on Youtube)
HA
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Flute Salad (from Runescape)
Yep. Definitely.
9. Will I have (more) children?
Outsider by Renard
What the fuck is this shit
10. Will I die happy?
Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach by Gorillaz
Hell YEAH
11. Can you give me some advice?
Intro by Gorillaz
Ok…so two guys walk into a bar…
12. What do you think happiness is?
Superfast Jellyfish by Gorillaz
Scout with Bonk: Wahnanananananana
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Smooth by Santana
Lumpy Space Princess, I'm sorry if you had a crush on me!
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Stylo by Gorillaz
(You might get it if you speak a certain European language)
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Terezi Owns (from Homestuck)
Yeah. Terezi is serious about licking.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
2. Will I have a happy life?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
5. How can I make myself happy?
6. What should I do with my life?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
9. Will I have (more) children?
10. Will I die happy?
11. Can you give me some advice?
12. What do you think happiness is?
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
1.Outkast Ms. Jackson- I guess my ipod thinks im an outcast…lol
2.The Little Girls-Earthquake- my life will be an earthquake…by hey i DO like natural disasters:P
3.The Hit Crew-steal my sunshine….i guess i steal peoples happyness :(
4.Beck-Where Its At….dont know what that means
5.Good Charlotte-Lifestyles for the Rich and the Famous….hmm dont want to be famous but i do like money:P well who doesnt…lol
6.Black Eyed Peas-dont Phunk With My Heart….umm i guess dont phunk with you heart?
7.Gorillaz-Feel Good Inc…lol irony…i guess life is full of pain bc sometimes the "feel good" CO is close or out of busness:P
8.Cobra Starship -Good Girls Go Bad….i guess to come out of my shell and not be so shy and crap??? lol
9.Green Day-Basket Case…..hmmm doesnt sound good…to many kids it drive me crazy? i dont think so!!!! no way! lol
10. Jason DeRulo-Wacha Say…. will i die happy dont know that makes no sence lol
11. U2-Sweetest Thing….hmm i guess so since i say the "sweetest things"
12.Will Smith-Gettin Jiggy with it…happyness is getting off your a$$ and getting jiggy with it!!!
13.Micheal Jackson Beat it…….ummmm no is all i can say
14.Beastie Boys-Fight For Your Right…im not going out with anyone now but if i did i guess he would fight to party!! sadly im quiet and shy…..not a good mix O.O
15. T'Pau Heart And Soul….i guess it depends how much you put your heart and soul into it…

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player? Madness by Joe Hisaishi… I am rather crazy
2. Will I have a happy life? 24/7 Hell by Scorngrain… Wonderful.
3. What do my friends really think of me? I'm Not Ready to Die by Demon Hunter… Surely I don't scare them that badly?
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Soulburn by Masterplan… I light the fire of their souls? Ok.
5. How can I make myself happy? Death to the World by The Lovecraft Historical Society… I'm ok with this.
6. What should I do with my life? Ride the Lightning by Metallica…. Fuck yeah!
7. Why must life be so full of pain? Puritania by Dimmu Borgir… I am pain.
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Spiderman Medley by Epica… Interesting
9. Will I have (more) children? Heljareyga by Vetrarbreytin… lolwut
10. Will I die happy? Happy Happy Joy Joy by ?… Ok…
11. Can you give me some advice? Shoot me by Krypteria… Oh come on
12. What do you think happiness is? Come Together by Aerosmith… I came.
13. What’s my favourite fetish? Seek and Destroy by Metallica… I do like to destroy things.
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment? Heaven's Closing in by The Poodles… Who is this Heaven and why are they after me?
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Heeding the Call by Hammerfall… A hammer is the solution!

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku (Gradually, You're Charming My Heart) by Field of View
Charming, huh?
2. Will I have a happy life?
REBRIDGE~Return to Oneself~
Return to my life, wut!?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Virus Alert by Weird Al Yankovic
Well, I never!!
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Baby got Flank by I Bring da LULZ
So, that's a yes?
5. How can I make myself happy?
Remember by I Bring da LULZ
But I don't have good memory!
6. What should I do with my life?
Juukou B-Fighter by Shinichi Ishihara
Be a superhero!? Sure!
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Mighty Obstacle by Ys VI
Thanks, Captain Obvious!
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Some Hungry Guy by Jascha Hoffman
But wouldn't food cause cramps!?
9. Will I have (more) children?
Captain America's Theme by Capcom
So, yes?
10. Will I die happy?
youjusthavetoMULTIPLY
… WUT!?
11. Can you give me some advice?
Pinkie Pie's Psychotic Break by MLP
Don't go crazy? Go crazy? WHAT!?
12. What do you think happiness is?
Take on Me by Aha
Silly Ipod, you're just a machine.
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Distance by Long Shot Party
So, no fetishes?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Uprising by Muse
I don't know who that is, but I think I like her style.
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Hurricanger Sanjo by Hideaki Takatori
So the force of a hurricane is the answer!

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Nights in White Satin by The Moody Blues
I'm a lost cause, people generally astound me, but I love them? I don't know. Weird context.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Sweet Child of Mine by Guns n' Roses
I guess…as a nostalgic person who um…hell if I know. My future is undetermined. 'Where do we go now?'
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Devil's Haircut by Beck
This doesn't surprise me. Everyone knows I'm imaginative and insane.
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Shine on You Crazy Diamond Part 1 by Pink Floyd
DAT FEEL. Um…I guess this counts as a yes…?
5. How can I make myself happy?
Master of Puppets by Metallica
Keep playing Pokemon. Got it. {thumbs up}
6. What should I do with my life?
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Um…kill a man and leave the country?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Are you Gonna be my Girl by Jet
Because I need to grow a pair and steal back my woman. Right…what?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Enter Sandman by Metallica
HOT. So basically, scare my partner and proceed directly to rape?
9. Will I have (more) children?
Without Me by Eminem
One that will never let me forget I had him.
10. Will I die happy?
Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve
Okay, that was depressing. Fml. And fuck you too, iPod.
11. Can you give me some advice?
Redefine by Incubus
Art moar. Well, I've been meaning to do this anyways.
12. What do you think happiness is?
So Happy Together by The Turtles
That's…sad. I hope not. I'm still Forever Alone…
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Electricity by 311
Ffff what?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Right Here, Right Now by Fatboy Slim
AWWWW YEEEAAAAH. I want to meet this person. Right here, right now.
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Imperial March by John Williams {Starwars Empire Theme}
DON'T LICK IT, IT'S A TRAP!

Okay my stuffs tooootally different. lessee.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Paradise on E – B0UNC3
(awesome song!)
2. Will I have a happy life?
Chime Vale – Cave Story Remix Project – k-wix (mimiga town remix)
(souuunds good!)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Saria's Song Remix – Legend of Zelda remix
(sounds catchy)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Juuyon No Tsuki – Hikari Nadeshiko – Eiko Shimamiya
(I have no idea, sister's song)
5. How can I make myself happy?
Candy or Dream (Chorus) -
(nother jap thing in sister's folder, not sure how this will make me happy)
6. What should I do with my life?
The Nobodies – Lest We Forget: The Best Of – Marilyn Manson
( :< )
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Fountain of Dreams Redux – NGAP – EliteFerrex
(Makes me feel better now)
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Kiss Him Goodbye (Na Na Na, Hey Hey) -
(…foreveralone!)
9. Will I have (more) children?
Kimi Monogatari – Naruto – Little by Little
(not sure if)
10. Will I die happy?
Living Dead Girl – Hellbilly Deluxe – Rob Zombie
(well thats nice I guess[not rly])
11. Can you give me some advice?
Pinkie's Lie – WoodenToaster/Glaze
(awesome advice)
12. What do you think happiness is?
Birthday Sex – Jeremih
(too awesome, and I mean the title, song is meh)
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
{a WoW bg music, think of vanilla 1-13 zones I guess}
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
The Pianist's Journey – HalcyonicFalconX
(doubted. but is kewl sonata)
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
FF7 – Cosmo Canyon
(seven? h'okay!)

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
K.I.Z. – Töten
"Töten" is the german term for "to kill"…

2. Will I have a happy life?
Daft Punk – Technologic
I don´t get it…

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Eminem – Mosh
Y U NO giving me clear answers?! But i think it´s something negative in this case…

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Pitbull – Krazy
"latinas they get krazy
blanquitas they get krazy
negritas they get krazy
yo mama she gets krazy"
…That´s nice…i guess….

5. How can I make myself happy?
K.I.Z. – Das Rapdeutschlandkettensägenmassaker
Another german song,how beautiful… "Das Rapdeutschlandkettensägenmassaker" means something like "The german rap chainsaw massacre"…no comment…

6. What should I do with my life?
Driller Killerz – Cheerleaderz
I should do cheerleaders?….YES!

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Aya Hirano – Hare Hare Yukai
here goes some J-Pop…So Japan is the reason…that´s horrible…

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Laziest man on Mars – Invasion of the Gabber robots
With robots?!

9. Will I have (more) children?
K.I.Z. – Preisschild
Too many K.I.Z. songs on my mp3-player….and the song is about failed relationships… cries

10. Will I die happy?
The Dillinger Escape Plan – Unretrofied
That´s a no, i guess…

11. Can you give me some advice?
Skillet – Hero
"I need a hero"…Thank you very much…

12. What do you think happiness is?
Serj Tankian – Left of Center
My mp3-player is kinda….weird…

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Breaking Benjamin – Blow me away
Hey Baby…you want to blow me (away)?

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Powerman 5000 – Super Villain
OMG,she´s in trouble!

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Green Day – 21st Century Breakdown
21!

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

Moby Dick, Led Zeppelin

So, I'm some sort of "white whale" to you. Is it because I broke your screen?

2. Will I have a happy life?

I Want You (She's So Heavy) by the Beatles.

That does not give me a good feeling.

3. What do my friends really think of me?

Yes, by Coldplay.

How ambiguous.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

I'm Free, by the Who

_I'm going to take that as a no. Seems like you think "lusting" is synonymous with "stalking."

5. How can I make myself happy?

Think For Yourself, by the Beatles.

That makes so much sense. Thank you.

6. What should I do with my life?

Long Hot Summer Night, by Jimi Hendrix

So, Lawrence of Arabia?

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

Mother Goose, by Jethro Tull

So, the traditions created over history have distorted our view of the world. You are quite wise, Mp3 Player.
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Eclipse, by Pink Floyd

I'd interpret this as "focus on the climax."

9. Will I have (more) children?

Love for Sale, by Miles Davis

Lots more, it seems. Of course, I haven't had any children yet, so there's that.

10. Will I die happy?

American Woman, by the Guess Who.

Okay, I won't date foreigners then. Or does it want me to date only foreigners…

11. Can you give me some advice?

Bad Day, by Daniel Powter.

Oh come on, don't go all American Idol on me! Why do I even have this on here?

12. What do you think happiness is?

Happiness is a Warm Gun, by the Beatles.

Gulp

13. What’s my favourite fetish?

The Crunge, by Led Zeppelin.

I don't know what that is…

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?

Little By Little, by Radiohead.

I technically don't have a significant other, but I think he's saying I'm gonna get there soon. Thanks for the reassurance, mate.

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Eight Days A Week, by the Beatles.

Well, there we have it. We'll never get to the center.

^
Real funny comments on the results there Vulcan. Also thought it was funny that you got the certain results for 12.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

Inutile Et Indispesable- Little People
It's an instrumental, but the name means 'useless and indispensable' in French… Mixed emotions, I s'pose.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Federal Funding- Cake
I'm not sure what to saay to that… I guess I'm gonna end up on welfare?

3. What do my friends really think of me?

All Alone- Gorillaz
Just… F*ck you iPod.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Can't Get It Outta My Head- ELO
Ahh… People can't get me outta their heads?

5. How can I make myself happy?

Paint it Black- The Rolling Stones
Apparently painting will bring joy. FETCH ME THE BRUSH, M'BOI !!!

6. What should I do with my life?

All I Can Write About It [Acoustic]- Lynyrd Skynard
I should be an author…? I'm still painting…

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

Detroit- Gorillaz
I suggest we burn down Detroit, then. All opposed?

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Passion- Yoshida Brothers
I suppose being passionate would be effective, yes… But where do 2 Japanese dude and a shamisen come into play? Wait… No, never mind…

9. Will I have (more) children?

Killer Queen- Queen
I'll have a son, and he'll be a crossdressing manwhore. DAMN YOU, FREDDIE MERCURY!!!!!

10. Will I die happy?

Little Busters- The Pillows
That Engrish is so happy, how could I die sad?

11. Can you give me some advice?

Pocket- Sam Sparro
'Keep your friends close,
and your enemies in your pocket.
Well, you just might start to melt them down,
and they'll come around.
So keep your friends close,
and you enemies in your pocket.'
That's freaking awesome!

12. What do you think happiness is?

Cornered!- Phoenix Wright OST
How true that is… There's nothing like hearing this song whilst in court… The witness sweating, tweaking… You point your finger for great justice… OBJECTION!

13. What’s my favourite fetish?

The Snake in Dallas- Gorillaz
I… Just… No comment.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?

I Feel Free- Eric Clapton
"You, you're all I want to know,
I feel free, I feel free."
<3

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Aisle 10 (Hello Allison)- Scapegoat Wax
I don't know what that has to do with Tootsie Roll Pop, but it has a funky bass line so, I suppose it still works…