http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/vladimir-putin-action-man/100147/
He chops trees down with his fist!
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http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/vladimir-putin-action-man/100147/
He chops trees down with his fist!
And? I can do that too, AND break diamond with a pickaxe I made from said wood. Not that impressive.
Kalmo wrote:
And? I can do that too, AND break diamond with a pickaxe I made from said wood. Not that impressive.
Silly noob you cant break diamond with a wooden pickaxe
rapturjesus wrote:
Silly noob you cant break diamond with a wooden pickaxe
You obviously haven't experienced the power of Kalmo.
That article is written wrong. The captions for every image should read "LIKE A BOSS".
I think its safe to say that when you play Minecraft singleplayer, you play as Vladimir Putin. Why? Who else wakes up on an island and starts punching trees for raw materials?
The perfect caption for every single photo would probably be "LIKE A BOSS".
He had won a Formula-1 race…..by only using his feet to steer.
He had been prohibited to enter any form of Judo competitions, for he would beat the opponent even before the echo of the whistle died down…….
He had dived down to Atlantis……..and retrieved artifacts to prove it, for he is the only man brave enough to go down that deep……..
He had built his own motorbike………….
………for even Harley-Davidson is not stable and fast enough for his adventures.
He had healed endangered tigers while on an exhibition in Asia…….
…..and saved an entire village in Africa from 3 man-eating lions with only 2 bullets in his rifle.
He can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the piano backwards……..with his eyes closed.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
"I don't always go in politics, but when I do, it must be Prime Minister of Russia."
"Stay like a boss, my friends."
pug on toast wrote:
He had won a Formula-1 race…..by only using his feet to steer.
He had been prohibited to enter any form of Judo competitions, for he would beat the opponent even before the echo of the whistle died down…….
He had dived down to Atlantis……..and retrieved artifacts to prove it, for he is the only man brave enough to go down that deep……..
He had built his own motorbike………….
………for even Harley-Davidson is not stable and fast enough for his adventures.
He had healed endangered tigers while on an exhibition in Asia…….
…..and saved an entire village in Africa from 3 man-eating lions with only 2 bullets in his rifle.
He can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the piano backwards……..with his eyes closed.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
"I don't always go in politics, but when I do, it must be Prime Minister of Russia."
"Stay like a boss, my friends."
Piano wrote:
Why do I have a feeling you just read the last few sentences in MIMW's voice…………….
Putin doesn't always drink energy drinks, but when he does…
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