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Derailed or not, keep your stuff in the same thread for the most part.

Locking the other two threads because this seems to be a third one?
https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/11376-story-tiem
https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/11377-story-telling-like-kym-war

Yeah and then Alex drank the Jack and he is belligerently drunk. Score.

Natsuru was relieved when they didn't take her bracelet. Reassuring herself that she had a last resort, she straped on some (rather revealing) armor and picked up a Katana..

After alex stole my jack, the first match was announced. It was Daniel (thats what im calling myself from now on) vs AppleJack. "time to kick some ass" Daniel said. he then proceeded into the arena.

Cheering from the stands, Alex was mackin' on some caramel honeys.

Caramel corn that is…

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Emperor Star entered and the crowd cheered

Daniel tried to kick applejack in the horse nuts. he forgot that horses were way faster than people, and that applejack was female. after a while of unsuccessfulness, he remembered he was taught the falcon punch at the captain falcon school of training. he then falcon punched applejack. (i mean smash bros falcon punch.) and emperor star was dragged out of the arena since he wasn't an official competitor.

Then, Applejack got very mad and ate every blood relative of Daniel. She got a taste for blood, then everyone died.

The end.

And Alex is somewhat reminded of this commercial…

Ignoring Colgate's timeline, Daniel proceeded to pummel applejack to death. it took a couple minutes, but ay least he got into the next round. The next match was Alex Vs Duke Nukem.

Natsuru entered the feild from across Marisa Kirisame. "Aw god…" "Natsuru!? What the hell girl!? Why are you here!?!" "Umm… I was tricked here Sensei…" "Well… thats no good. Pretend to kill me with a Master Spark, ok?"

Both of them charged, crashing into eachother with a fury of sword slashes. Both jumped backward at inhuman speed, and the crowd was going wild. Natsuru started gathering energy "Getsuga Tencho!" Marisa dodged "Illusion Laser!" Natsuru's skirt came off, resulting in a giant fountain of nosebleeds in the audience. They continued swordfighting at lightning speeds, as spells flew this way and that. Suddenly both took flight. The crowd cheered at the display. "Maaastaaaahh" "Masteeer!" "Spaaaaaaaaark!" The two rainbow lasers colided, sending Marisa flying into the distance.

The crowd roared with cheers, and Natsuru's hand was shook by Emperor Star as she headed back to the lockers.

once again ignoring colgate's other universe, Danieltalked with Natsuru. "i'm going up against colgate next round, and I don't think she's happy about me killing applejack. hey, at least we get to watch alex face duke nukem."

I made an awful version of this thread, intentionally, but it was awful.

And then RussianFedora threw his mighty Fedora of Supernovas at Jack D, which explodered with the power of SEVENTY TRILLION BILLION ZINTILLION SUPER ULTRA MEGA SUNS and made a cool explosion, and that's about it. Jack D then went on to fight Colgate.

Colgate then used her time pony magic to go back in time to deliver a secret message to that master of memery, Joseph Ducreaux, who encrypted it within one of his splendid paintings.

Then everyone died. Fin

The story's finished?

Can we start another story?

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In a barrio far far away there was a taco stand and re-fuelling station.

lol, I didnt read.

After Omomon came in and did not read he went to look at other memes. Little did he know that right behind him at the window was a vicious, bloodthirsty, cat.
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Seeing the story had died without as so much of a chance, Natsuru changed back into her Kimono and took a Taxi out of the stadium. "I guess I will get back to writeing my Story Starters, those usually live longer." Natsuru said holding her new Katana on her lap.

Meanwhile, Fudge was looking up ponies for the lulz when suddenly- BAM
An explosion the size of Seventy billion trillion blahblah Mega Suns lit up the Night Sky.
"Must be Fedora going at it again" I thought absentmindedly. What no one knew was that something much, much, MUCH, more sinister.

Meanwhile,Laser Pacer just realized the story is over now.
He always be the guy who late to the party.

And after this, Aristocatification joined the conversation….

he was really sad because he missed it so far…

So, Laser Pacer and Aristocatification went to visit Omomon. Laser Pacer saw a blood thirsty cat waiting to kill Omoman. He pulled out his laser and yelled from the top of his lungs "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!1" And killed the evil cat. Aristocatification saw the cat had a bag containing his weapons to kill Omomon, Reached in the bag and pulled out a fedora. RussianFedora! He is planing to take over the world with his evil cats and rabbits! So the went to the batcave…

meanwhile Jarate competed in the tournament and one one billion internets.

THE MOTER-FUCKING END.

RussianFedora popped out of the bag and walked the dinosaur.

Sparty signed up for the tournament, and arrived to find that it was over.

He is now stuck in the middle of nowhere with a riot shield and machete, feeling incredibly awkward, with nothing to yet do. So he thought…

AND THEN A FRICKIN' EXPLOSION KILLED EVERYONE!