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Post things that make you wish you were dead just so you could escape their stupidity.

Homeopathy and any dipshit stupid enough to believe it. Also this:

Hello fellow struggling-working-class-just-above-the-bread-line citizen
I heard you like cuts, so we put a cut on your cut so you can be robbed of you money why your robbing money to support yourself.

Well, self-promotion makes me want to kill myself…

I was trying for irony but thanx for thinking I'm a self promoter at least I don't want to kill myself anymoar

They make me sorry I ever made them…

The CoS makes science cry…
…and logic…
…and common sense…
I may be agnostic, but I can at least sort of respect most religious people on the far liberal (i.e. opposite of extreme) end. This almost seems to be deliberately designed to make an Ath/Ag's head explode like a robot when you tell it to calculate the exact value of pi.

Yes, I'm aware that I made a reference. What do you want, a cookie?
Okay.

That image is fake. Just saying.

Yeah, Connor, stop ruining my tomato garden! Who created this non-functional mess!?

I'm at the doctors office right now and on the tv Fox News is saying that violent video games are as addictive as drugs.

If VIOLENT video games are addictive, why do I only play cutesy mascot games?

That explains why so many girls eat bananas.

Silly Fox News, it's ponies that are as addictive as drugs. Come on, you know this already! You've done stories about bronies several times now!

As for something that makes me want to kill myself from stupidity, Ben & Jerry's decided to support gay marriage and advertise that view on facebook. I will give you ten seconds to figure out how people are reacting.

the existance of people using this.

Fucking violent video games, huh? First, they cause kids to become violent, now they are spreading the gay everywhere. Even Ben and Jerry supports gays! The probably have copies of grand theft auto in their offices…

I'll kill you all later.

This meme sickens me

It's okay, you're not the only one.

Feel better now?

So segregated school activities still exist… so that's something.

Absolutely everything mentioned here.

Hey parents! Do you want your kids to grow up completely clownshit insane? Then make sure to get them started early at The Academy of Brain Cell Genocide!

i would never wish myself dead i enjoy life too much
i would however wish i was blind and deaf at times

No. Now I really want to put a nail gun to my temple.
I hate nostalgia critic. He's the Tom Green of meme culture. He's just not funny.

So in other words…

Well, it's good that you posted that here, because that sort of attitude makes me want to jump off a bridge more than just about anything else.

George Lucas is rolling in his grave.

Nostalgia critic is funny when he is reviewing movies, but I can't stand his humor when he does skits in between the reviews.

And here we have what keeps me from jumping off that theoretical bridge- people conveying their opinions as if they were… well…their opinions. Humor is purely subjective, which is the very reason why one person laughs at a joke and another doesn't. I happen to find the skits within the NC's reviews amazingly funny, but that fact does not make a singe iota of difference towards if you do or not, and it certainly does not mean that you "should".

Keeping on the topic of this thread, just go to Cracked, and you'll find that one of about every three to five articles published there detail feats of human stupidity that will make you facepalm yourself into a coma.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE TIME CUBE

Going by my name you might wanna guess, but I won't say it outright because I'd probably get violently killed by certain groups who are supposed to be forgiving.

Where's my $1000?