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great now teach the children bill nye then have your lsd induced doctor learn an few of it

"Jace, can you play some mind games on Alfalfa?"

sure turns on television now you will get confused but it's an tape of optical illusions. uses basic illusions

Iran leaves the room before she can get hypnotized, but Alfalfa is bed-bound there. "Hopefully this will cause him to come back to us, and admit what he's said about us to the authorities."

ok alfalfa you are lucky i got bill nye A: JACE I'M NOT AN LITTLE KID YOU MAY BE PROFESSOR BUT YOU CAN'T HYPNOTIZE ME. puts bill nye on yes I can pulls out gold watch * (t.v plays bill nye's theme while watch dangles back and forth back and forth) you are my slave falcon i don't care about identity now you are an good girl when I say bill nye you will be falc when I say Stalin ok A: *out of trance sigh.. why me. will you watch bill nye A: who's bill nye?

Iran flips through a secret book by the notorious doctor, Dr. Von Richter. "It says here that the switching procedures can be eased with repairing nano-machines. Unfortunately, I do not know where to buy those from." She flips through the secret scientist's phonebook. "Rem stage analysis… Retina scanning devices… Repairing procedures for lab accidents… Repairing nano-machines, just what I need." She takes out her phone. "Let's see, Dr. John Sawyer, 1514-555-0156."

Suddenly a guard runs up to Iran.
"Ma'am, there's been an explosion in sector 2. When we got there several guards and children were found to be slashed, burned, backstabbed, sniped, batted, blown up, sentried and bullet ridden. What are your order-"
He is suddenly interrupted by an arrow protruding out of his bulletproof vest. As he kneels to the floor, Iran looks up to see Carnotaureditor loading up another arrow along the Huntsman's bow's shaft dressed as the sniper, with TheMarmot99 charging her with a firing flamethrower. She does the logical thing: run as the heat of the flames causes the air to roar.

As Alfalfa's consciousness turns into Falcon's, he grabs a scalpel from a nearby table and plunges it into his skull, killing him. again.
OOC: PLEASE don't revive me again.

"It looks like that idiot has killed himself again. I guess we should resurrect him again, just to get the information from him." Iran retrieves the scalpel from Alfalfa's skull, and before he bleeds to death, she helps heal the wounds. She bounds Alfalfa with ropes to a wooden frame.
A spray is sprayed on his face, and he is slapped until he wakes up.
When Iran notices his eyes opening, and his screaming voice, she stabs a needle into his bottom.
"Now that you are calm, tell me what information you have revealed. If you have told the full truth, we will let you go to die, or walk among normal humans."

Another arrow wheezes behind Iran. She bends over by sheer luck, but it hits Alfalfa’s torso, causing him to die again from loss of blood. She frantically scrambles behind the frame, cursing Carnotaureditor for his destruction of the intel. Iran pulls out a P30 for her labcoat. She fires at random, or so Carnotaureditor thinks, she actually empties the clip on the lights, which go out in a burst of sparks. Carnotaureditor curses as he fumbles for the exit, machete in hand.

i hypnotized him not to do this why will he do this

"Jace, Jace!" I hand him a paper while I read the paper out loud.
"Research by Iran's Laboratory for Twin Studies has proved that there are certain compounds that cause the brain to become more susceptible to hypnosis." I skim through the rest of the paper. "Basically, our pal, Brian who we thought would never discover anything, has discovered something."
"What's that something?"
"Were you not listening? That something can give us power. It will make people susceptible to our commands!" Iran throws her hands into the air. "I know what you are thinking. And, I know the answer to your question. We can protect ourselves with tiny gasmasks we put in our nose."
Iran hands Jace an image.

"To the average person, they will look like three piercings."

of course perhaps this chemical might work and we can enhance the effects to make entire civilizations stark ravin mad by an old chemical of mine
"what is it"
i called this Wea-537 stands for web experimentation associates
"what"
Russian research laboratory the one that did the experiment

Carnotaur(sniper i guess,) was wondering where the marmot went when he heard the roar of flames across the corner. Soon enough he saw him, and heard his crazed, muffled laughter. Through his mask, marmot saw him and stopped.
"Mrph mnph mm hmm nn"
" you do know I have no idea what you're saying, right?"
"Mm"
"Just find one of the holding bays and wipe out the twins. It's a service now, for their fates ain't pretty. I'll take care of the scientists. Especially that one. That one girl who just runs. I've got something special for her."
"Mrph-hrph-hrph!"
He sees the marmot run off.
He now turns to the hallway where drops of blood are slowly drying and follows the trail.

Luckily for her, Iran was far away. She was giving a speech at a large stadium.

The gas was doing its work. The words that Iran was saying were becoming deeply embedded in their minds. Iran promised. She promised world peace. Well, her promise was a faithful one. For, if everyone was agreeing to a great leader's words because of a gas, well, wouldn't that be great. Wars wouldn't even exist.
Also, the people's health would increase, since Iran would have an unlimited supply of twins. She could find out which compounds made people more or less healthy.

Carnotaursniper walks down the seemingly empty hallway, walking with a slow, careful gait bowshaft in hand. When suddenly the lights overhead flicker and die. He quietly puts the bow away and pulls out Kukri. He hears shallow breathing. It comes closer. He hears wet footsteps. The breathing gets faster and raspier. He turns on a flashlight from his belt. He sees a withered body of what seems to be one of Iran's "attempts" to make the "master race" the thing looked like a bloody lump of meat, about 2 feet high and with long teeth and claws. The thing jumped at him and e slashed at it.the beast let out an unearthly scream and then fell to the ground, bloody and dead.