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Lets play the Walmart Game

Put your creative minds to use

A pregnancy test, a wire hanger, and a "barbecuing for dummies" book.

Dog biscuits, a Barry White CD, and beer.

a paper clip, an elastic band, and a straw.

Rope, a single large cucumber, and MLP season 2

First thought: beer, beer, and more beer.
Second thought: Gun, garbage bag, and WD40

The cash register, the storeroom keys and the cashier him/herself.
Yes, this is a robbery.

shotgun winstin and a skimask

I'd buy a ruler, a box, and some rope.

Two regular items.
But the third would be poop.

Besides the robbery,
I would buy a weapon, a carrying bag/case and some rubber gloves.
Then I would rob another Wal-Mart.

"What do you buy to freak out the cashier the most?"
Do it right.

Donuts, donut holes and glue.

Garbage bags, ski mask, kitchen knife set.
RAPE SQUAD KILLAZ!!!!!!!

Wallpaper, miniature marts, and video games.

…

You think I'm fucking around, huh?

I need the wallpaper to cover a repaired hole in my living room wall, the miniature toy mart is for my little sister, and I haven't bought Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon yet.

Now we get 3 items?!
I'll buy Fifty Shades of Grey, a cucumber and oil.

My little Pony Friendship is magic dvd, Vaseline and tissues.

I don't think anyone can do better than Stig_Auer but a bible, a gun, and a copy of "Writing a legal last will and testament for dummies"

Grease, GHB, and the Cashier's Children.

Red plastic cups, ping pong balls, and a bull whip.

Protection for your children from pedophiles for dummies, a camera, sleeping pills.

A purple dildo, a sheet of purple glass, and a Barney the Dinosaur DVD box set.

@ 0.999…=1
This is a Walmart we're talking about…

I'm going for lotion, anime, and five memory foam pillows…

It says no lube or condoms!
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Anyways, I'm gonna get:
1). Some fake army fatigues
2). A balaclava, and
3). An assault rifle.

Scott Pilgrim (TheOpt1onal) wrote:

It says no lube or condoms!

Lotion is not lube… is it? If so, I f*cked up big time…

If you use it as lube, I guess it is.

In that case…
A hamster, a pipe, and some laxatives.

Three items. Can be anything. All you have to do is dress like this.

Works every time

Adult diapers and a stapler.

No third item, this should creep them out enough.

I don't know how walmarts are outside of California, but I don't think they sell assault rifles.

I'm not sure about actual assault rifles but they do sell guns that look an awful lot like assault rifles.

Just checked, yes they do. That's pretty bad ass actually. Too bad California bans the two things I want the most, assualt rifles and ferrets.

Granted you can't buy the guns on the Walmart website. At least, not here in New York anyway.

But back on topic:
Candy, a dog leash, and a knife.

Oh I know, I meant too bad my Walmart doesn't sell it.

On topic

Season 1 of my little pony and…………. That's it actually.

Rope, bombs, and lamp oil.

It's a good thing that they give credit at Wal Mart.
Also, a male fish, a female frog, and "Interspecies Breeding: A Comprehensive Guide"

Paint, rope and a camera.

-Laxatives

-Toilet Paper

-A new Cellphone

Misread title.
Posted not creepy things.

Let's see…

crowbar, flashlight, and a large double-layered bag.

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Raw meat, rope, and a taser.

A dildo, a reciprocating saw and some lube (biggest they sell, anal)

A giant size teddy bear, a whip and underwear for little girls.

rat poison, fruit punch mix and a birthday card.

can't be lube
read the directions
>INB4

A dog collar
A dog leash
A new pet fish

Instant mashed potatoes, razor blades and straws.

A raincoat
An ax
And a CD of Huey Lewis and the News’ Fore! album.

a razor, a ski mask and 50 shades of grey (or a pair of high-heels)

saw blade, a fairly sized tent and candy

A chair with straps
Duck tape
A chainsaw