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Post random results from Bad Translator. Show the original sentence, the amount of translations, the translator used, and the new translation. Example:

Original text: "This is an example used for the forums of a popular and funny website. I hope the community enjoys this thread."

35 translations later, Bing gives us

"I want to make a page of popular entertainment forums, we wear."

Original text: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" (from Percy Shelley's poem "Ozymandias")

35 translations later, Bing gave me: "My name is spectacular, and the function F." How poetic.

Original text (Excerpt of the Otium War Speech):

"Barbarians attempt to breach our walls and take the things we have worked so hard for. Be it because of greed, envy, or because some men want to watch the world burn, they assault our community and our livelihood."

8 Bad Translations later:

"Barbarian test goes against the walls and placed our orders and we worked very hard to take. Greed, envy, or, therefore, that we want the world burn some of the men they are, life, seeing the destruction of society."

35 Bad Translations of the original text later:

"The walls and the jealous people who invaded Russia, Barbara was trying to talk the world would like to see the murderer alive."

I… what? Where did Russia come from?

"Come on and slam, and welcome to the Jam! "

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I lost the weight."

"Come on and slam, and welcome to the Jam! "

…6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The light and the misunderstanding that am named, and I give the welcome one to the obstruction of traffic! "

"Row Row, Fight the Power"

…8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Row row fight the power"

"Please, in Soviet Russia, don't feed the poor people."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do not clean, the cleaning of the Soviet Union."

"I love you more, than the japanese love tentacle porn "

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Japan erotic love manual"

"I am prince of the carrot cakes, and I shall be the one to fuck you up. Dawg! "

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The cat makes the bread more often in standby mode."

Original:
Iran takes a deep breath. “As a child I was interested in creating the Master Race. My mother disapproved of it, saying you might be mistaken for something else. She also disapproved of my interest in the Indo-European migrations. The only thing she approved of was twin experiments. She urged me to go into the field of twin experiments. For a long time, I was doing non-surgical experiments on twins, but then one of the important experiments had to have surgery in them.”

After 13 shitty translations with Google:
Iran to take a deep breath. "I was a child, and note that the conditions for the race." Because my mom said I could be wrong about something., Whether you are interested in opposition to the Indo-European migrations. Test only to authorized persons., I asked for a specific domain. Take a long time, do not do experiments on twins surgery, but it is one of the most important indicators of the business. "

"Never gonna give you up!"

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But it won't let me."

Original: “Oh, my sweet summer child," Old Nan said quietly, "what do you know of fear? Fear is for the winter, my little lord, when the snows fall a hundred feet deep and the ice wind comes howling out of the north. Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides its face for years at a time, and little children are born and live and die all in darkness while the direwolves grow gaunt and hungry, and the white walkers move through the woods” (from A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin.)

35 times through Bing: "So the old snow champion wind cost mugissant the walls of fear and the rainy season, 2000, when the dog's face and eyes from the ugly dark hunger in white night, afraid to see that fear Direwolv spent most of the season." Wait, what?

Original text:

"Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real world, jackass!"

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The complexity in the bread. You can eat and how we started sweet beer, congratulations for this. In the real world."

Original text:
Hate can be a positive emotion
When it forces you to better yourself

…35 Bing translations later:
There, they find that positive feeling good

"I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!"

35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love Sea Urchin"

Hm… I think I'll try a better one:

"Those IDIOTS!!! They're destroying EVERYTHING!!! How can I take over the city and build the Eggman Empire WHEN THERE IS NO CITY!? I'm at my limit; I have no choice!!! Send in the Eggman Fleet; ATTACK!!!"

35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is the stupid end of the city and County. Click on the button with three dots (I); There is no need to report the attack."

I put in: "The Amazing World Of Gumball"

27 Bing translations later: "The wonderful world of kaloszami". (Who or what is "kaloszami"?)

Original text: "Cake, toast, and bread are all made of grains."

35 translations later, Bing gives us

"Egypt bread bread muffins"

Original text: We murlocs are friendly creatures, all we wish is to hug you so why do you fight back?

a few translations later:
Well, you need a hug, then why don't you fight back?

Okay this has to be one of the stranger ones.

Original text:

Bison is not an endangered species.

(Note: I lifted this from the back of a Trader Joe's bison jerky package because that stuff is good)

35 translations later:

As part of this security bulletin.

Original Text
Because of heavily-contained protection protocol, one may not simply walk into mordor.

5 translations later (Korean screwed everything up)
Sni the Debeli solidan sigurno protocol, ljudi Ne Mogu SAMO ICI U Mordor.

Original text:

"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to pretend that I'm a carrot."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Apparently the death of elevator"

wut

Original text:

"I've got a copy of Battlefield 3"

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Battlefield 3"

Original: How are you?

47 trans later, google gave me:

Are you magic?

"I'd like some pound cake!"

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Like bread to eat."

"Building a dispenser."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Construction and expression."

"I am your father."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Your father and I."

"This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!"

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can see how to shoot."

"Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger, more than every hour after our work is never over."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Speeding up the construction of displays more effective and better than a couple of hours. Success."

"Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail – upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick – erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick – rewrite it."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The message quickly. Use the edit and the last item in the quick hands to write about it, but delete."

"Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag and drop it, zip – unzip it, Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam – unlock it. Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch – update it"

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Check the connection cable, but I read the script, this lock code crack [Updated] bourrag click on the Turbo compressor locked unlock games between the deroulan missiles."

"Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax – rename it, Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, start – format it."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hang the sausage and read emails, fax, I've read all kinds of religion, religion in Haiti before, you will see this problem."

Wat.

Start;
"The balls are inert"
- later
"inert ball"

Come on, google translate! You can't be funnier than that?

Original text:

"Ludwig van Beethoven was a composer, born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany. He got music lessons from his father and made his first public performance when he was seven years old. He died in 1827 in Vienna, Austria. He is famous for his distinct music style."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ludeweix, Beiduofen, fan, music lessons, 1770 in Bonn, Germany. The death of his father in concert, 7 and musical styles."

…6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The Beethoven of the small truck of the Ludwig was the composer, there was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany. He received the lesson of the song of its father and did his first public execution when was old seven years. Is dead in 1827 in the arrival, Austria. It is known for its style isolated some music. "

…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Ludwik Vectorial Beethoven kompozitrler kuyruunu syler n 1770 iinde prnych Trov J onlarn leons msico birlerce j JLL irlerce l j ffentlicher iin premire Auffhrung sidemka bakr J 1827 sterreich Clbre J muri. "

Original text: I want you to know that you mean to world to me.

15 google translations later I got: This means hafnium know me.

HAFNIUM!?