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How tough are ya?

We have this thread every two months at least. No one on here is tough enough for your damn restaurant.

I may not be tough, but I sure am tuff.

I look at nsfw
so
the disturbing ones
ok you can come in

you can eat of bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk?

how adorable.

How tough am I, HOW TOUGH AM I?! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Anyone else to me is another target. I will wipe anyone the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with asking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I could be contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and you IP would be traced right now so you'd better prepare for the storm anytime, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’d be fucking dead, kid. I could be anywhere, anytime, and I could kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Go the fuck back to Weenie Hut Jr.'s you faggot. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I might just use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you'd be paying the price. I could shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You fucking weenie.

I drank a glass of milk, without any nails.
                                 ~Quantum Meme

I remember when I made this thread and someone posted that…

*sighs with nostalgia*

Wait… how long ago was that? Three, four months? Why does it feel so long ago? What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Me: How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched Two Girls One Cup.

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

Me: … Live.

Bouncer: Go right ahead!

I'm surprised no one's posted Spongebob responses yet.

i wanted to post a spongebob but could not find one about something i do/have done

How tough am I?

Tough enough to reply to a shitpost with a shitpost and actually get in.

How tough am I?
I ate a whole apple.
…yeah, and?
Including the core
Uh, y-yeah, right this way.

I view nearly every post in JFF as a shitpost, mind you.

I own a Nokia and carry it with me at all times.

How tough am I?
I threw my Nokia on the ground.
So?
I cracked it.
R-right this way….

How tough am I?
I clicked on a "Congratulations You've Won" advertisement!
Without getting a virus.

How tough am I?
I've done the Salty Spitoon thread game many times.
And I still find it mildly entertaining.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I?
My pokemon are all at max level.
Yeah, so?
I don't have any badges.
Uh… Right this way.

How tough am I?

How tough am I?
I saw a post bitching about John Watson's wife, and I had the will to not rage on the poster.

I'll have you know I watched episode 8 of gurren lagann and I only cried for 20 minutes

Wow.

^this

I'll have you know I was quoted by a user once and I only had a massive ego for 20 minutes.

Without any milk, I presume?

@ Captain Falcon
I would think he would have said "with any milk out…"

Drinking sour milk is pretty tough… enough to go right in.

I'll have you know that I made a shitty thread that seemed like a good idea at the time, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

I'm so tough I don't need gratification from this restaurant, or its faulty system of needing recognition of peers to prove one's own worth to be allowed entry.

Am I tuff now? Pls let me in ;_;

A number of posts have been removed due to a serious breach of forum rules.

I'm so tough that I teabaggedan bear trap
so?
without pants
ok you're in

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How tough?
I played OFF (through zone 3) and didn't get scared once.