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I will type things in Persian for you. I will use English characters, though.

Examples:

English: Hello lady, how are you feeling?
Persian: Salam zaneh chagh. Che marizi dari.

English: Fatima, you have done a great job on your assignment.
Persian: Fatemeh Khengool, che kharab kardi kareda.

English: I'm a Persian.
Persian: Man az behtarin nejadam.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Zanikeh, toh chi gofti darmordam? Midunesti ke man avalin toeh sarbazi boodam, ho man koshtam sisadta az adamaye bada. Yad gereftam jangidaneh meymoona, ho man behtarin tofangzanam. To hichi hasti bara man. Faghat yedooneh dayereh sorkh hasti. Tamiz mikonam donyara azed ba khoobi ke hishki nadideh. Kalamahama behnevis.
Fekr mikoni mitooni in pipihara begi bem tohe internet. Bacheh dobareh fekr kon. Man ke daram harf mizanam, zang zadam be jawsusaiye doreh Iran. IP'ed dareh payda mishavad alan. Bayad bara hameh baroom khodeta amada koni. Baroon tamiz mikoneh Iran az oonayeh mesleh khodet.
Israel bordated. Man hamisheh hamejaham, va mitoonam ba dastam hafsad bareh mokhtalif bekoshamed. Nah faghat man yad gereftam een chizara, man mitoonam hameh sarbazayeh Irana estafadeh bekonam ke sooratad nabine jahana.
Ageh faghat midoonesti ke harfed chi miovord, shayad dahaneda mibasti. To nemitoonesti, nakardi, ho alan migiri. Man shomara khafeh mikonam toeh pipi. Mordi, khengool.

peta sucks

Adamaya sedeh aziyat kardaneh havanat aslan bahal nist.

Only when the weak feed off the strong, and the strong outnumber the weak will the world be at peace.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in;
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little.
More than machinery we need humanity,
more than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.

Without these qualities life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say: do not despair.

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass and dictators will die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die liberty will never perish.

Soldiers: don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder!

Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men,
machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts.
You are not machines!
You are not cattle!
You are men!!
You have the love of humanity in your hearts.
You don't hate, only the unloved hate.
The unloved and the unnatural.
Soldiers: don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty!

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
- "The kingdom of God is within man."
Not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men: in you!

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then, in the name of democracy, let us use that power, let us all unite!
Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security.
By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people.
Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!

inb4 I will type things in Spanish for you thread.
And since the post above is too damn long, you might want to translate, please?

Shit tits.

Type this in Persian/Farsi.
Mohammad when he was 52 married Aisha when she was 6.

OP is Persian/Iranian and most Persians/Iranians are Shia. Al Qaeda are sunni so this copy pasta doesn't really work…….

I am the architect of my own destruction. So this is it, what is written in the timeline cannot be changed. Come for me then. In my quest to destroy the sands of time, I have been the one to create them. "Let all who read this know, the courage and valor of those who fought and fell for the Majarajah. We sought the power of the Sands of time, most found only death, my self among them. But the mask of the Wraith gave me a second chance to travel back through time and change my fate." This mural shows the impossible. But the mask of the Wraith gave me a second chance, there might still be hope. You had your chance to take me, you won't get another!

All you had to do was follow the damn train cj

Faghat vakhti adamaya zaif kamtar bashan, donya khub misheh.

In adameh yedoon yahoodiye ya torke khar hast.

Man yedooneh sakhtimoon sazam, ke chizara kharab mikoneh. Een vakhtesheh. Chizayeh tohe ghestehe vakht nemitooneh avaz besheh. Biya baram. Man mikham shenaiye vakhta kharab konam. Man sakhtamesh.
"Bezar hama ke eena khundan bedoonan dast-darda ke oona gereftan bara jangidan bara Majarah. Mikhastim shenaye vakht, vali paydah kardim doctor Israel. Manam jozveshoon boodam. Sooratgire Wrath gozasht man beram ye bar aghabeh vakht, ho avaz konam chi mishe."
Een naghashi neshoon mideh ye chizaye ke nemishe. Vali, sooratgire yedooneh vakhteh dige dad bem. Shayad betoonam.
Vakhteda dashti ke begirim, vali yedooneh vakhte dovom nemidam bed.

Che mariziyi dari Camran Jafari? Faghat majboor boodi ghatara dombalesh koni.

cake

Cake is "cake" in Persian.

(It loses the capital in translation, you see.)

You thought you might be a ghost, you thought you might be a ghost, you didn't get to heaven but ya made it close, you didn't get to heaven but ya made it close.

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice. (Fire and Ice by Robert Frost)

How do you say this in Persian?

Fekr kardi rooh hasti. Fekr kardi rooh hasti. Natoonesti behesht beri, vali nazikesh shodi. Natoonesti behesht beri, vali nazikesh shodi.

Ye adama migan donya tamoom misheh toohe atish.
Ye moshteshoon migan toohe yakh.
Az chizike cheshidam az delkhastani,
man migam ba atish tamoom mishe.
Vali aghe khastam do bar beram,
kafi midoonam darmorde nefrat,
ke yakha tarji bedam.
Khubam hast,
kafiam hast. (Yakh o Atash e Robert Frost)

Eena chejori migi tooe Inglisi?

-off topic
You know what's funny. It's that our Persian terms of endearment do not work in English.

Persian terms of endearment:

Persian: Oonjada mikanam.
English: I will cut off your genitals.
Used when: you love someone.

Persian: Oonjada mikanam midam be gorbeh.
English: I will cut off your genitals and feed it to the cats.
Used when: you really love someone.

Persian: Mikhoramet.
English: I will consume you.
Used when: you love someone.

Persian: To ashghali.
English: You are garbage.
Used when: you refer to a child in a cute way.

Persian: Bachad khelli looseh.
English: Your child is a spoiled brat.
Used when: you want to call someones child cute.

Persian: Jigareeto.
English: You are a liver(organ).
Used when: you want to give someone the ultimate compliment.

I love your avatar. Carnally.

Very funny. Shesh means six in Persian/Farsi but it(and some other words) is not in your sentence. And Yahoodi means Jew in Arabic is it related to Yahoodiye?

Mierda, mis pantalones estan en fuegos

Man akseda doost daram, hamoonjooree ke mamaneta doost daram.