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Post your late night/early morning going's on stories. Past, present, near future (within 3 seconds of hitting post).

>1 am
>get extreme craving
>worst craving for food ever
>want motherfucking oreos
>go downstairs
>NO OREOS
>would bang a 2/10 for some oreos
>stores closed
>MFW

>late at night, 2:00am
>get off laptop
>go downstairs
>remember the hat I bought at a bargain this afternoon
>feeling hungry
>wash hands
>grab a banana out of the fridge
>peel banana
>eat half of it
>get the hat from the plastic bag
>put hat on head
>Soldier from TF2 opens my unlocked apartment door
>walks in

>*"GIVE ME YOUR HAT"*
>give him the hat
>he leaves through the door
>walk back upstairs
>finish eating the banana
>mfw

>1 am
>on the forums
>see new thread in General
>"Late Night General"
>doesn't belong there at all
>this happens every day
>mfw

>2:30
>Completely bored
>Turns on TV
>Nothing on
>Look @ fridge
>No snacks
>Go on internet
>"Windows Update is installing new updates"
>Open front door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Turn into an jet plane
>Fly into the sun
>Now I'm dead
>Like a boss

>late night general
>I'm posting during the day
take that, society

>12pm
>has weird craving for ice-cream
>battery is running low
>switches laptop off
>gets charger
>gets ice lolly from fridge
>goes into room
>does random stuff
That's All, Folks.

>go in the bathroom, 4am
>watch as huge ass spider comes crawling in and takes cover behind toilet just as I'm walking over to it
>FUCK NO
>can't reach it back there, first thing I think of that can help me is my sword why not
>carefully drop the blade on spider so not to hit the eggsack, cutting it in half – right across the fucking eggsack
>tiny spiders everywhere
>squish as many as I can but afew escape
>slide big dead spider over to me with sword, tiny spiders still pouring out of it
>put it in a cup in a plastic bag in my garbage can in a frog in a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea

I didn't puke or anything, but afew weeks later I found myself having to deal with what I think were the fully grown survivors. Also, video related.

>Drunk Posting

>Posted while drunk.

>High as fuck posting

>midnight
>alone in apartment
>KYM image browsing
>comment on many images
>head to pony gallery
>more commenting
>click on NSFW spoiler
>highly suggestive anthro picture
>click link to comment
>hear clicking on door
>roommate comes in
>sees me on image page
>mfw

>5 am
>on IRC
>having fine gentlemanly chat with fine gentlemen
>mods wake up
>no more fun allowed
>forced to flee to other channels
>get bored because most of the other channels I visit are full of bland people (#debian)
>disconnect
>play some TF2
>pass out
>wake up at 2 pm
>rinse & repeat

>return to thread
>was made as serious thread
>notice I did greentext
>why the fuck I do greentext?
>everyone thinks is thread for fun
>see what thread has become despite my failings
>mfw

Never change KYM

Living! After midnight! Rockin! Till the dawn!

>Twelve Thirty at night
>Playing a board game with my cousin
>Foster's Home DVD on the TV
>Getting really drowsy
>Suddenly in Foster's Home and my cuz and I are playing chess with Mac and Bloo
>Bloo starts chastising for making a good move that will cause him to lose
>"Sorry" says I
>"Sorry for what?" says my cuz
>I wake up
>It was all just a sleep deprived induced hullicination
>MFW

>And then spaghetti fell out of my ears
>Except not really

I petition for a revival of the Drunk Thread

Ah, the drunk thread. Good times, good times…

When I get back to NZ I'll see what I can do to get plastered as possible and bring the old drunk thread back. Should be fun.