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What's the difference between a burn victim and a black homosexual?

One got first aid, the other got aids first.

An old woman realizes that she has seen and done everything and decides to do away with her life. She ponders many methods of killing herself, and she chooses to shoot herself in the heart. To be certain of success, she phones a doctor and asks him/her where her heart is:

"Two inches below the left nipple," he says.

She takes aim and shoots herself in the shin.

I should be laughing, or smiling at the least.
However, here is some holocaust jokes.

that there must be more Hitler jokes!

joke:
how many jews can you fit in a car?

A: two in the front, three in the back and 1000 in the ashtray.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

I'm so sorry.

Sorry? The joke wasn't plane wrong.
It doesn't tumble my towers one bit.

a pedo and a kid walk in the dark forest when the kid says
"it's so dark i am scared"
to this the pedo reply
"you scared? i have to walk back again alone"

a kid enters the baker
"i need some bread quickly" he says
"dark or white" ask the baker?
"doesn't matter its for the blind people across the street"

sandy and her mom was walking near the railway when sandy's mom saw a shiny coin on the rails. she just picked it up when a train came along and ran her over
back on the road sandy was laughing, she knew it was just a bottle cap

and the last one

Casual.

Stalin ur f0k3n ch33p u stol all ur kills from xX-fam1n-Xx

who you callin casual, casual.

@Stalin

Hitler with your best shot.
Fire away.

ENOUGH WITH THESE NAZI JOKES.
THEY MAKE ME FÜHRERIOUS.

A fat black man found a magic lamp with a genie inside. The genie gave him three wishes. He wished we was thin, white, and appealing to the ladies.

Well, it still gets him in the ladies.

When I was at camp, me and one other camper were the only ones who didn't take showers. I didn't because I hated the water system. The other didn't seem to complain since he would constantly refill his water bottle from the bathroom sink. I kept my eye on him to see what was the reason. I began to notice certain things about him: he didn't spend money at the camp store, he never said grace at mealtime or before bed, and during breakfast, he always stayed away from the bacon. It became clear to me soon after that.

hey casual I totally made out with your mom's mom last night

I played FarmVille once, I made my guy black and only farmed Cotten

Master has given Dobby some new clothes.

Eggman Niga
CUM ON STEP IT UP

卐 jokes

Nice to meet you kurt

What do you do if your waitress has a black eye?
Talk very slowly; she obviously doesn't listen well.

I'm trying so hard not to laugh.

What do you a tell a women that has two black eyes?
Nothing, that bitch has already been told twice.

Why are Mexican wolves critically endangered?
Even Mexican wolves hop the border!

Since this will be the only time I can ever do this with out getting downvoted to hell. I'm going to show a picture of Muhammad in this comment, there's nothing that any of you can stop me, get ready now cause I'm about to open Pandora's Box.

Boom there Muhammad Ali, one of the most over sympathized and overrated boxers of all times, there it's done… What did you think I was going to show a picture of the other Muhammad? Fuck that shit, I don't want blown up by terrorist!

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that joke would have worked a whole lot better if you put the pic and the second half in a spoiler button. 2/10 would not bang

Yeah I didn't know how to do that when I made it and I wish I could fix it now but the site wont let me.

What's the difference between a freezer & a gay guy?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out.