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Garfield Royal Resue

I'll say no more. Just take a look.

One word:

inb4 404 makes a dramatic reading of this
(hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge)

Yeah I've read it before. It's possibly one of the most hysterical things I've ever read. Also, there's a two part dramatic reading that features LittleKuriboh that is pretty funny: Part 1 and Part 2

Have a link, OP

Also I've read stranger fanfictions. The one where a giant sea monster has sex with Hogwarts School of Wizardry still makes all other fanfictions sound tame in comparison

I…don't even know what to say other than:

That is THE most bizarre story I've ever read. I have nothing more to say. (It's even weirder than the stories I wrote when I was ten.)

I've read many fanfics in my time, but this one actually isn't even that bad as some others. I've read far worse.

Man, now you guys got me thinking about Out-Of-The-Box fanfiction. "Taste the Rainbow" and that one Sponge-Bob rape-fiction come to mind for me.

I…. Don't think I'll click OP's link. His lurking has paid off, however, as not many members make such a well received first post AFAIK.

You're making a mistake, man! Royal Rescue isn't grimdark gore or bizarre fetishes. (Except at the very end.) It's just a really funny story of Garfield pretty much being Duke Nukem. Heck, LK even says the dialogue sounds like his.

I'm not particularly a fan of the Douk… (Same VA as Big does not help because FISHING DOES NOT BELONG IN A SONIC GAME.)

Yes, yes, YES! My maniacal plan is unfurling! First the awful, mind-melting craptaco of a fanfiction will infect Know Your Meme! Then….. THE WORLD!

Which, y'know, is the first logical step up from an online forum, right?

In all seriousness, though, glad you guys are as psychologically scarred by Garfield's (mis)adventures as I am. How's the old saying go….?

Oh, yeah: 'misery loves company'

So, uh, keep it up, I guess, guys.

(I can tell I'm gonna have a lot of fun here….. not entirely sane fun, perhaps, but fun!)

Hey, thanks for the link, man! You shouldn't have.

…no, really. You shouldn't have. You're just making it easier for people to find their way to brain-disintegrating, soul-crushing oblivion.

(Nah, seriously, thanks a bunch…. note to self: LEARN. HOW. FORUM. WORKS.)

"Also I’ve read stranger fanfictions. The one where a giant sea monster has sex with Hogwarts School of Wizardry still makes all other fanfictions sound tame in comparison"

What, you mean this little number? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3096379/1/First-Encounter

Don't question why I took the time to find this link. NO QUESTIONS, DAMMIT, NO QUESTIONS! I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC VISION!