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Hey everyone, I want to know what was the most dumbest experience you ever had with a troll.

Can't remember. I tend to erase all troll encounters from my memory

I mainly got annoyed with trolls that purposely hate on furries, mainly CanineHybrid.

One time there was the one troll name "coldface" or something of that nature. He really tangled my jammies.

Hey, you misspelled "your" and…

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Wait.

Raptor Jesus was possibly one of my first troll encounters on KYM. He was good at his job sense people kept responding to him.
He is a pretty cool guy, eh makes people mad and doesnt afraid of anythign.
Sadly he has left us on his own accord.

Sorry about that.

I was the troll.

There was several trolls that came into my stream chat and spammed away with the stupid comments.

I pulled a Reggie. I banned their ass and took their IP's.

I can sum up my main experience in a single word: Homestuck.

Insert image of Nepeta here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whos caninehybrid

@Bruno

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

He Live Under A Brigde And Tried To Kill Me I Mean WTF?

Probably one of the best furries around. Here's a link to her DeviantArt page

Whynne's classic comic sums up over half of my encounters with "trolls":

My worst experiences with trolls were the two or so times I deliberately tried to be one.

Not trying that again.

The trolls on kuro5hin got organized and deliberately ruined the site by crapflooding, harassing other users, and uprating stupid content in larger numbers than the users who cared to downrate it. The rest of the community got fed up with the site and stopped contributing.

I once had an experience with a troll that tried to block me from crossing a bridge. I told him 'lolfaget, my bro is stronk than u, do you even lift?' and challenged him to fight my bro. My bro pounded him to next Thursday and then we crossed the bridge. Shit was so GOAT.

Or maybe that was a book I read.

So my owner let a troll out before. Later on we were confronted and the troll made me wood. When inwoke up i was a dog again and mynowner was covered in ice cream and the troll was caught.

A troll gave me a site to a shock site. The end.

My brain trolls me when I have a headache and then, when I plan to sleep, the headache is already gone.