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But suddenly, all

bacon baconed lots

were taken by

some purple crayons

that looked like

Barney the Dinosaur

and everything went

up my ass.

dick dick dick

said OP, while

he was playing

Call Of Duty

and some guy

rode Moltres to

Porta de Santiago
(FYI This)

while sucking dicks

that loved anime

and faggot things

because he ate

the pure faggot

orb of Lord

was given to

the goat. But

Jay Jay wasn't

A goat follower

so he burns

his yummy toast

. 3 days later

(we need someone to make a dramatic reading of this story)

The toast was

made out of

sadness and broken

pieces of bacon

. "No way!" cried…

JayJay when the

toaster is attacking

his barbecue sammich

with the power

of a thousand

crystal gems. Then

the horse began

puking flames and

Shooting Cheeto balls

At Dipper Pines

Everything got cooked

into Big Macs

They all float

to JayJay's zebra's

Abandoned By Disney

fail creepypasta parody

done by Elvis